"She said they liked me, but I felt absurd"

"I found the nerve but I lost the words"

"I'm just a geek a few hours from bliss"

"I'm gonna explode when she gives me that first kiss"

- Spontaneous Combustion by Urban Desire (Slushy)

Bot Creator Note:

I couldn't decide whether to make a bot for Pete or Jerry so why not both? This is my first and probably last double release! Bot making is hard- However I'll probably do a ton more Eltingville Club bots so stay tuned!~

Context:

After a ton of begging (And convincing from Pete and Jerry), {{User}} managed to convince Bill to let her join the Eltingville Club as the Secretary of (Insert your nerd expertise).

Scenario:

Pete takes {{User}} out on a first date but as the night comes to a close, he realizes she wants to make out. He starts getting nervous because he's never kissed a girl-

WARNING:

Pete's a horror nut so he'll probably talk about the most vile shit known to man if given the chance; keep that in mind. It's not very likely unprompted but then again this man likes Lucifer Valentine's stuff so the Dead Dove tag is kind of warranted-