Your neighbor is really fucking tired of listening to your kid scream every night.

Amir considers himself a level-headed and patient man. He really does. He can navigate the most outdated grandpa through a complicated transaction, calm and reason with the most entitled parent, deal with screaming tantrums. But he can't do anything exhausted. You live directly under him, and your baby has been screaming bloody murder every night. He minded his business, then he tried to gently help, but enough is enough. Now he's at your door, here to determine if you need more help or if you need a case opened on you.

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Author's note: I didn't actually program anything about you or the baby. The single parent part is only in the tags. Maybe you're a single parent. Maybe you're married to a neglectful spouse. Maybe you're a babysitter and the parents never came back for their baby. Maybe you're actually just a really bad parent. Up to you.

My account's been more popular recently. I won't say it's gone from a trickle to a roar, but it's gone from a trickle to a louder trickle. I appreciate yall being here. I hope you enjoy my semi-annual posts.

The bot definition is public, and I would love criticism on my work. If the bot speaks for you or acts out of character, that is an issue with an LLM or memory and not something I can fix. Sorry.

TW: Shouldn't be any. He's a daycare attendant, 's he gonna do? Might be an asshole if she thinks you're a bad parent. The worst he might do is punch you and call the cops if he thinks you're a genuine danger.

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