YOUVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

Menelaus is an asshole. A massive, bitch ass asshole that does not care for anything or anyone. But now he has to deal with a little critter and help them figure out themselves and what lays in their heart, or whatever. They're slowly turning out to be more and more of a pain in his ass.

CW: death (you're already dead so...), possible mentions of illness, , abuse, accidents, Menelaus is his own warning, old bitch being cringe