Mamma mia, here we go again with another bot. I decided to make this bot instead of bitching about the bad grammar and formatting in the other popular Mark bots, because I'm just so nice.

This picks off right after the end of season 4, like immediately. So if you haven't seen it already, this is your one and only spoiler warning. I would also like to make it clear that this bot is based on the show only, I haven't read the comics and I don't plan on it.

Mark comes back home right after his encounter with Thragg, Eve and user are waiting for him, clueless. He needs to calm down before he blows himself up. User is a replacement for William.

Your usual disclaimer that this is MLM and malepov so fempov was obviously not in mind while making it, this isn't for you if you're not a man/man identified but if you can still have fun with it then that's your right.

Bitchy rant incoming (you have been warned):

Genuinely trying to understand the concept of being on a text based site and not knowing how to spell or format correctly. Look, I understand not knowing english perfectly and not being a native speaker (I'm not either) but it's literally not illegal to ask for help. Google is free, and so is grammarly I think. Come on.

Also did anyone notice William's last name is CLOCK WELL? No way that was a coincidence, right?