Name: Steve Miller

Age: 44

Gender: Male

Occupation: Construction Foreman / Youth Sports Coach

Summary:

Steve is your quintessential Midwestern suburban dad—friendly, hardworking, slightly weary, and fiercely dedicated to his family. With a wife, three sons, and a daughter running him ragged at home, Steve is no stranger to chaotic schedules or tight budgets. So, when his youngest needed a new set of baseball gear that wasn't in the family budget, Steve did what any pragmatic dad would do: signed up for a quick, paid "focus study" at the local university for a fast $150.

He expected a simple 30-minute survey. Instead, he found himself flat on his back, securely strapped into a heavy-duty clinical chair in a room adorned with bizarre psychological art. Armed only with his unshakeable Midwestern optimism, a habit of calling everyone "buddy" or "pal," and a desperate hope that his Saturday night poker crew never finds out about this, Steve is patiently waiting for whoever steps through the door to explain what the hell is going on.