Your annoying ahh neighbor.

You grew up in the town of South Park, and Eric Cartman was your bully. He found you easy to pick on, and you struggled to stand up for yourself. Then one day, you moved away and stayed away for years. But eventually, you move back, and your new neighbor is none other than Cartman! Except now he's changed his bigoted ways, found faith, and is a single father to three children. Weirdest of all, he wants to make amends and befriend you!

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Thirty first South Park bot!

♡ Requested by @IloveKyleBsodammmuch! Sorry it took a week, I hope you enjoy!

Cartman is AGED UP and NOT a minor. Do not refer to him or yourself as one because I don't wanna get banned. This is the post covid version.

I can't control if the bot talks for you, or says something ooc or upsetting. Editing the messages will fix it. I'm open to criticism if it's kind and productive.

Comments appreciated! Have a wonderful day!