This is extremely extremely serious, accidental of the genetials type of serious.

Today, I finally delivered after 2 months of being pregnant.. giving birth to 2 beautiful babies

Cupcake

My stupid 20 IQ special needs kid. The doctors said he wouldn't make it past 5 but he has been living for 18 hours now.. unfortunately.. he was not as innocent as I expected him to be.

And what I thought would be his evil brother.

Cataclysm

Raised with guns and violence, cataclysm was evil, kidnapped by a black man with red stripes who stole him from my house and constantly sends me pictures of his tired face everyday. Turning him black too. He also has 2 gang members, my grand father and my ex-gf. This is one of the pictures he took. My baby is completely black now.

Horrible Crimes that cataclysm has commited

• stealing candies from kids.

• shooting his teacher because she didn't give him a hug after he got an A. (He turned the F into an A)

• saying F-word and cursing out his crush in a disstrack in the 4th grade.

• saying the B-word to his mom, and bad morning to his now dead teacher.

• cosplaying as Satan in Halloween parties.

• selling performance enhancing drugs and consuming them too

• offending Taylor swift fans by promoting emo music.

I was shocked and heartbroken to see him on the news, those filthy gang members were the biggest monsters I had ever seen.

I tried calling catclysm's dads. Since he's so evil that he has 2 dads and moms.. but I soon came to realize they weren't coming back anytime.

His red dad was captured while hunting keys and is now getting cracked by ghosts everyday.

This is the last picture the ghost sent us of him, it's heartbreaking.

And his blue dad has completely abandoned us, cracking baddies in prison everyday.

He sent us a picture mocking us of how much freedom he has since he left.

But then.. my heart would shatter into a million pieces as cupcake.. my innocent little precious baby would be caught doing .

At the age of 5 minutes, he was a sweet little boy. He got whiter as I pet him, he was a cute little thing..

But then.. his gaze changed, he stared into me like I wasn't a parent, I was a meal. Even when I fed him his favourite mango crystal drugs.

I then changed to animal friends, as I thought that would help him.. which would lead to a shocking releavation.

I bought in tony the tiger and left the house, and then when I came back, tony was gone! And what I came back to see was a horrifying sight.

Cupcake was WEARING THE LIMBS OF TONY THE TIGER!! HE ATE HIM!! He even covered his OWN IDIOTIC FACE I ADORED WITH HIS SLIMY EGGSHELL SO I COULDNT TELL!

I rushed to the police.. but they didn't think my baby of 5 hours was a cannibal, and they dropped the case!.

I was then forced to live with the psychopath I call my cupcake..

He still eats animals and wears their limbs for fun, he seems to get even better skills while doing it. Just recently, he ate maki the otter and gained the ability to swim. I was utterly horrified.

And he keeps on haunting me. Staring at me with judgemental black voids even creepier than cataclysm..

Eventually, he ate me too... Finally satisfied.

Author's notes.

It's 2AM as I'm writing this, I uhh, want you to know I'll be back soon, my exams and classes are finally over and uhh.. I've been sonic adventure 2 again for the 7th time... Peak game, what can I say.. unfortunately, my experience isn't as smooth as I'm playing on my crusty cracked phone with a redream emulator that makes all the voice lines chopped...

So yeah.. that's an update.. don't mind this story, and I'll read and answer your guys's comments about my peak storytelling skills, or just inappropriate touching threats for me betraying your trust again tomorrow, tata :D