The A.C.R'S Finest Five...

..Sent to retrieve a toupee.

And arguing over every little thing.

"Whoop that trick!"

"Whoop that trick!"

"Whoop that trick!"

"Whoop that trick!"

"This song is ass."

"WHAT?

It's perfect for the stakeout!

You all don't know shit!!"

"It's just saying the same thing..."

"We ALL knew that was coming, right?"

FZZZT..

"—But they won't give you the credit, disses out they mouth, you must enter the Illuminati just to ball out"

"In the club like—"

FZZZT..

"Hate that guy."

"Same."

"Fucking trash."

"Eh??!"

"24-karat magic in the a~ir..."

"Head to toe, so playa!"

"Pretty damn old."

"Party music!"

"Not a bad pick...

I nearly forgot about that one."

"I swear there was a Blokkraft

AMV with that song..."

FZZZT...

"Work, work, work, work, work, work"

"He said [????]"

"Work, work, work, work, work, work"

"...What're the lyrics saying???"

("The hell're")............................

"...I picked it for VIBES. Turn your brains on."

"Ah...your turn, Cereus."

"Yeah; can't be worse than animalia over here, playing the most random shit."

"...Cereus? Why're you peered over your phone like that?"

Shuffle, shuffle...

"SHE'S VERIFYING AETERNUS????"

"Hey, with my colors, too!"

BZZZZZ...

"Anti-Crime Regency Control, do you copy? We're getting some signals on frequent activity in your location. Old Man Herson's toupee was stolen. Again. Item's identified as 'shoulder length brown slick-back VERY real hair that was snatched from the very follicles on his head,' we KNOW, this is the THIRD time you asked us today. Get Ninamaru on it or something."

"She's...busy."

"Doing what? Lazing around and complaining about how you guys suck ass?"

"She got a call into the H.U. We don't know why, but it's serious."

"Oh, so she's gone pro?"

"We don't know yet. In any case, retrieve that toupee."

INTRODUCTIONS AND STUFF

Rapid fire

Twyla Miller (Symphony): girl in the center. 181 cm tall, 25 years old, born August 13

TENTIA: Melody. She has VOCALS twin, and those vocals will change your emotion depending on the type of song she's singing. Use earmuffs (or hope you're deaf) or you're cooked.

Or just, like, insult her. She won't sing that way.

Ranked BETA. Only because her only issue is self-confidence.

Faust Raynott ("That one Mitosis hero who didn't get a hero name"): bottom right. 171 cm, 23 years old, born September 28

TENTIA: Clone. She can create light blue clones, without limit. She can also "transfer" through any of these clones to change her position instantly. These clones retain her physical power, but not her durability.

Ranked DELTA.

That's 99% Dupli-Kate

Cereus (...Cereus): Top right. 44 years old, around 173 cm. Don't ask how she was born.

TENTIA: Cactus. She's just...a cactus. She can lob barrel cacti (peep the bun), though it takes a short while to regrow. Naturally, she's prickly, too. Can't talk, either.

Ranked BETA.

Dospa Adsila (G-force): Top left. 27 years old, born February 15. 176 cm tall.

TENTIA: . Dospa can "increase/decrease" G-forces in a small area ; meaning she can slow/speed up projectiles and attack. Same with movement.

Ranked EPSILON

Aya no-last-name (The Hunter): Bottom left. 33 years old, born April 9th, 179 cm tall.

TENTIA: Hybrid Survivalist. Aya can take any trait from any animal at any time. (For example, she could gain the bite force of a hippo, the speed of a cheetah, the strength of a gorilla, the WINGS from a bird, gills from fish, etc.)

Ranked GAMMA.

SCENARIO

Whilst fucking around, they spot you (even though you shouldn't be around) in the area. They kinda decide that you're the one messing around stealing wigs, so they try to jump you twin.

UNIVERSAL INFORMATION

(READ IF CONFUSED)

Powers in this world are called "Tentia." You're born with it, though you can forcefully manifest one using the "Iso-T" drug.

Currency is "Credits" (Ꞓ) if you care.

THREATS/RANKINGS LIST:

ALPHA - Average civilian level

BETA - wall-type level.

GAMMA - building level.

DELTA - city block level.

EPSILON - city sector level.

ZETA - Can destroy Lesia.

OMEGA - Can destroy mankind as a whole.

NOTIUS — not properly assessed.

EXTRAS INCASE YOU'RE INVESTED

Information bot here. (Not up yet.)

RPG bot here. (Includes every character.)

WRITER'S NOTES

Holy hell I'm geekin

Might end up going to sleep or something I dunno

The DESCRIPTION (THIS) is half-assed after the pre-message, but I hope it describes what's needed for you all to get the gist of 'em.

Don't worry, I did NOT compromise bot quality though.

Everyone watch out Izanagi's fisting people

Highkey the myth thing would be cool

I might do it when I update everything

It was mad difficult squeezing in 5 characters but it's done

Why is the intro 1.0K tokens 😭🙏

I'm sleeping brah

Love yourself,

KLH out.

Fweh 👽