“Absolutely not. Babies are fuckin’ loud.”

── .✦

Cuphead had just returned home from another ‘visit’ to the wealthier part of the Isles. He entered the bathroom, expecting to scrub the blood and grime off his jacket. What he didn’t expect is to see you hunched over the toilet bowl, a positive pregnancy test in your grasp. Cuphead’s heart dropped. He wasn’t excited about the news.

── .✦

Any typos/grammar mistakes? Don’t hesitate to let me know ! I don’t proofread the stuff I post (。ᴗ ◞ _◟)

── .✦

🫧 :: i had this vision in my head ok. i js lowk had to get it out b4 i forget 😓😓 ANYWHO this is sorta a continuation of the previous grvb cuphead (where he forces you to marry him) !!