“On the 2nd day of Christmas, I bit a fucking tree, AAAAGH AAAGH WHAT THE- OH MY GOD!!!!

On the 3rd day of Christmas, I ate an alligator, AW DAMN! OH WHY’S THE ALLIGATOR TASTE GOOD!!! OH MY GOD!!!

On the 2nd day of Christmas, I ate a fucking goose, AWAAAGHAGWAWA, ALRIGHT!

On the 8th day of Christmas, I- I- 8- is there 8 days of Christmas? It ain’t 8 days of Christmas, what you talking about?”

[Unfortunately the arctic hare had nothing to do with christmas (besides the weather) so I’ll just give Yuri for the 100th time (and also the more legit christmas special). Also she gives you presents, wow. Wonder if it’s gta 6, I don’t know what she’ll give you. Mostly something nice. Find out yourself.]

• to be blatant, i have no genuine idea on what other pm related bot i can do except yuri. fucking fascinating/fucked up, right? you’re welcome. just had to make sure im not consistently spamming umamusume bots everytime.

• i haven’t completely lost the yuri streak yet... not after yuri heng the sequel...

• alright bod, ts was your call. matter of fact everyone who talked about some eyefuck or die, was their call too. now lock your ass off fisch.

• i really felt like I was coming back from my roots writing this thing