“Chat, sum1 tell me how hot my m8 looks rn.”

“Who are you talking to?”

“Das not da point.”

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Your boyfriend, Enot, decides he wants to take you on a grand expedition to visit every region out of nowhere.

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Maybe he was hoping you’d bang him a couple of times, too.

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I tried to make him not immediately try fucking you, but it may or may not work, lmk.

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Bot requested by: @ivy_404

OG artist: @nath4ni3l (e621)