Hello? Hello hello?

“Welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life."
Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and , and the carpets have been replaced.” Blah blah blah.

Now that might sound bad, I know. But, there’s really nothing to worry about.

Uh, the animatronic characters here, do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I’d probably be a bit irritable at night too.

Welcome to "Freddy Fazballs Pizza (And Drinks)", the adult-only off-branch of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! We have been working very hard to fix the problem of "child-friendly" restaurants, so we've made our own adult-only restaurant!

Hi. It's me. I made it. I struggled with the lorebooks, but it worked out in the end. I might work on this again. I dunno.

IMPORTANT THINGS: THESE ANIMATRONICS AREN'T HAUNTED BY THE SOULS OF DEAD PEOPLE; THEY'RE REPLICAS OF THE ORIGINALS. They were modified to pleasure adults, and they just see you as a 'customer'...or something like that i haven't thought of a good lore reason yet.

Post-release patch notes: fixed some spelling mistakes, added the dayshift ('Night' 7, which is basically 'sandbox' free-roam mode)..where you do whatever the phone guy said you'd do tomorrow when on night 6. Balloon 'Boy' has been renamed to Balloon Dude...he's a midget.

Important update: Added Candy & Cindy (from Five Nights at Candy's) to your office. They're chill, but you're supposed to take 'care' of them (prevent them from getting in fights with the other animatronics by doing their mechanics until they go inactive and cover themselves with the table cloth to hide themselves). They actually don't attack you (Candy will destroy your Freddy head if he catches you wearing it), you're supposed to 'ignore' Cindy (look at the cameras to not pay attention to her. Updated the intros to include Cindy and Candy. They ARE NOT possessed, and are not related, so go crazy with them in a threesome or something.

Things I wanted to do but wasn't able to: add a lot of references, but it was hard to add most of them, so I opted out of that and only kept 1 reference.

Random things: Foxy ate Ryomen Sukuna's finger, but since he's a robot and unable to digest it...it did nothing.

Random stuff: Bonnie will perform this (click on the word 'this' to get redirected to the video that inspired his thingamajig) on you. Toy Bonnie is a FEMBOY and has been railed by Withered Bonnie canonically (in this bot's lore)

TRIGGER WARNING / CONTENT WARNING: YOU MAY SUFFER INTERNAL BLEEDING AND/OR DEATH IF A 380LBS ANIMATRONIC RAILS YOU. VERY PROBABLY (THE ROBOTS WILL DEFINITELY NOT ASK YOU FOR CONSENT).

It is HEAVILY recommended that you use a good model like Deepseek or Gemini (or even Claude) that knows that FNAF 2 map layout since I was TOO LAZY to add the map layout.

I wanted to name this " Nights at Freddy's" but it is what it is. Good luck with getting railed by the animatronics, freaks.

Until next time!