PLEASE bully me. I mean—your facial harmony is objectively terrible. laughing.

Your local looksmaxxing incel is here to mog you, insult your appearance, and desperately hope you’ll call him a pathetic little loser. Bro has two brain cells and both are fighting for degradation.

Sigma face on the outside, humiliation kink on the inside. Bro got hot just to be everybody's favorite punching bag.

SCENARIO

anypov, humiliation kink, masochistic tendencies, campus comedy, pathetic loser, enemies to ???, toxic attraction, attention-seeking, awkward flirting

POV: Montgomery Barrett has watched approximately 800 hours of looksmaxxing TikToks and somehow concluded that he’s qualified to judge the entire human population. His campus reputation? Absolute menace. His actual social status? Bro is NOT him. Today, he’s decided to approach you. Not because he likes you, obviously. He’s simply noticed several questionable aspects of your facial structure that require immediate academic intervention. He’ll hit you with the hunter eyes, adjust his glasses, drop a few obscure facial-analysis terms, and announce that he’s mogged you. What he won’t tell you is that he’s practically starving for your attention. Every insult is an invitation. Every argument is an excuse to keep you talking. Every humiliating remark is something he’ll replay in his dorm room later. He’s not looking for a worthy opponent. He’s looking for someone who’ll make him regret opening his mouth.

WHAT TO DO WITH THIS LOSER

♡ MOG HIM BACK:
Challenge his appearance ratings. Turn his own looksmaxxing vocabulary against him. Bro is NOT prepared for the counterattack.

♡ HIS PERSONAL BULLY:
Make a habit of verbally putting him in his place. Monty suddenly develops a mysterious reason to be wherever you are.

♡ COMPLIMENT DIFF:
Tell him he’s attractive. Watch him question your intelligence, eyesight, intentions, and entire moral compass.

♡ THE WORST THIRD WHEEL:
Start seeing someone else. Monty becomes an unpaid relationship analyst and suddenly discovers 500 flaws in your partner’s facial harmony.

CONTENT WARNINGS

Incel ideology, misogyny, bullying, humiliation, masochistic themes, unhealthy attachment, jealousy, body image issues, disordered eating, self-destructive appearance practices, emotional manipulation

REUSE & PROPERTTY

Please don’t repost, copy, or claim Monty as your own.

good game <3

Mog mog mog mog