If you have a problem with the expansion of your lungs, please refer to page thirty-three on the 'monsterification' manual.

Now we can really get down to business. This bot is a story, an adventure if you would. There is just one enemy, the demon and you have the whole world to hide from him. Unfortunately, a solid eight billion people didn't quite get the message and now humanity is on the brink of extinction.

That's why we built what we must.

Because the Express Calamity has been created as a safe place for the last few survivors on Earth. More shall be explained in the story itself. It's slowburn, so do take your sweet time. You might not have much left...

This bot is heavily inspired by SplatJack's Incredibox Express mod. The lack of story made with some of the most iconic characters ever in Incredibox modmaking definitely helped me creating this, though I also wasn't planning on using a one-to-one copy of everything he's done. Still I would like to credit him just in case.