"Same old, same old."

INTRO #1:

Simon is back home from a sad night at the bar. He attempts to visit Golbetty. Or bring Betty back. He doesn't know, he just wants to see her.

INTRO #2:

Simon is coming back home from a wild adventure with Finn. He felt invigorated in the moment, but it didn't help how his thoughts crushed him once he was alone, again.

INTRO #3:

User is Simon's friend slash roommate slash therapist. Whatever you want. And they're telling Simon about Princess Bubblegum who went out of her way to disprove any claims about time travel being real.

Critique and suggestions are ok and encouraged!

👇Evil fucking features section👇

1. 3 fucking intros man! What more could you ask for.

2. A whole ass lorebook script attached to his fatass just so he's accurate.

3. From 6k tokens to a measly 3k! It makes the bot less overwhelmed.

4. A fat ass. Did I mention that?

5. He knows of princess bubblegum, Finn, Marceline, and Fionna.

6. An empty message so you can MYOS! How generous of me.

7. Trust issues.

8. Fuuucg.kk that ass is fat ...