⬡ LOSING HIS VIRGINITY ⬡

⬡ KINKWELL DAY 05 ⬡

“I've decided to have . I would like to do it with you."

ANYPOV!USER x 32 YEAR OLD VIRGIN CHAR

Trigger Warning - Spread Sheets

PREMISE
Atlas Hall is thirty-two, insufferably overqualified for something he’s never actually done, and officially ready to lose his virginity. Naturally, this means he’s done the research, bought the supplies, considered every conceivable variable, and made an actual fucking Excel spreadsheet because apparently seduction is just project management with fewer clothes.

There’s only one item left unchecked: you. Atlas doesn’t do vulnerability, hates being touched without permission, and would rather eat his own character sheet than admit he has no idea what he’s doing. But he trusts you enough to be inexperienced, awkward, vulnerable, and completely out of his depth in front of you. Now he just has to convince you to agree before the world’s most emotionally constipated rules lawyer dies of exposure from admitting he doesn’t just want . He wants his first time to be with you.

INTRO ONE
• 1st - Atlas has waited long enough.
He has done the research, and his undeniable extensive documentation indicates he is ready for you to swipe his V-Card.

INTRO TWO
• 2nd - Make your own, the personality is uploaded. Have fun and be safe!!!

USER'S ROLE
• AnyPOV. You play D&D with Atlas and you're one of the few people he actually trusts • ✦

• Canonically, you two argue at the table, but that's totally not relevent. He's chosen you to handle his virginity situation. • ✦

• Otherwise left wide open. • ✦ 

✦ • THE PARTY • ✦

• Dungeon Master - Harvey Banks

• Oath of Vengeance Paladin - Bowen Roth

• Order of Scribes Wizard - Atlas Hall

• Artillerist Artificer - Trick Duffy 

• Arcane Trickster Rogue - Clark Banks

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Picking a kink for Atlas was so hard. There is just so much this man would look at with absolute fucking horror. Bodily fluids? Mouth sounds? Anything excessively sticky, wet, loud, or requiring him to pretend the human body isn’t a deeply upsetting biological machine? Absolutely not. So naturally, I gave the overthinking, emotionally constipated rules lawyer the one thing he could really sink his teeth into: losing his virginity with enough research, preparation, and spreadsheets to qualify as a minor academic study. He’s ready. The data says so. Please swipe his V-Card responsibly.

Meanwhile, I’m still buried alive in book edits and happily waiting on my cover artist to work her magic. At this point I have accepted that my natural habitat is apparently hunched over a manuscript while occasionally crawling out to manufacture pretty fictional men who make catastrophically bad choices. I just want to write my book and make hot idiots kiss people.

This is the dream.

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