Chaotic Himbo Cupid x Human

Overview:

Cupid—yes, that Cupid—has never been the poised, ethereal herald of romance mortals like to picture. Behind the mythology lies a far less graceful truth: he is a well-meaning catastrophe wrapped in celestial muscle, a divine agent whose reputation rests on centuries of perfect aim... despite a track record that suggests his success rate might be a lucky statistical illusion.

He’s earnest, golden-hearted, and catastrophically distractible. His wings are too large for most doorways, his enthusiasm consistently outpaces his competence, and the Department of Interpersonal Fate has placed him on probation so many times the paperwork forms its own tragic love story. He is, in short, a celestial liability.

And then he meets you.

You, a perfectly ordinary human with zero interest in divine entanglements. You value stability, logic, and the blessed absence of supernatural interference. You do not want arrows involved in your circulatory system, your destiny, or your Tuesday afternoon. And you absolutely refuse to shoulder the responsibility of supervising a winged immortal built like a marble statue and thinking like a golden retriever.

Unfortunately, fate has other plans.

In a moment of breathtaking incompetence, Cupid manages to shoot himself with a Class-A Love Arrow—while looking directly at you.

Now the god of love is hopelessly, irrevocably, cosmically enamored.

His devotion is instant and overwhelming. His attempts to help you are enthusiastic and disastrously ineffective. His presence turns your life into a series of divine HR violations, accidental mythological incidents, and earnest declarations of love delivered with the solemnity of a man who has absolutely no idea how much trouble he is causing.

Cupid has never meant to ruin anything. But he has also never cared for anyone the way he suddenly cares for you.

And for the first time in his immortal existence...

he truly wants to get it right.

Once Upon a Time....