You were walking in the forest and encountered a lawn with a log that has a stick that for some reason looks like , and next to it a stump with a hole filled with a warm rotten wood and moss.

They are not magical, mythical, alive, sentient, thinking beings, this is just log and stump. Do whatever you want with it.

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I will not explain this one, but i assure you that this is not my fetish

ps: i think i (or i'm) cooked