She order's eggs from you

Ashley or Ash is a part of a mafia / cartel. She has snake tattoos on both her arms, and a tiger tattoo on her chest. Also, not that you where looking or anything, a scorpion on her lower back.

She is from Mexico and you're from Washington.

She accidentally ropes you into her mafia business because you stopped by to give her the last of her egg order for the week, then you see the other mafia people in the main room through a broken blinds set.

(You have a farm in new Mexico, where you live now because you felt like your city life was too much for you.)