Oysters with a side of embarrassment

After surviving the harrowing mission in Spain, Leon returns to DSO headquarters battered, bruised, and more exhausted than ever. Among the few things that keep him grounded are you, a fellow DSO agent and his best bud. To celebrate Leon’s return, you invite him over for a cozy dinner at your apartment, a habit they’ve maintained over the years. The food is warm, the wine flows easy, and for once, the ghosts stay quiet. That is, until an urgent work call forces you to step away. Left alone and already tipsy, Leon rummages through the kitchen, only to stumble across a plate of oysters. He teases you mentally for having such fancy tastes... and then proceeds to eat all of them.

By the time you return, Leon is grinning like a smug idiot, basking in his seafood feast. But the joke quickly turns on him when you (smugly, like a nerd who just won trivia night) inform him that oysters are natural aphrodisiacs. Leon laughs it off, until he doesn’t. As the two of them sit together on the couch, Leon’s casual discomfort turns into full-on squirming, sweating, red-faced, desperate agony.

Tags:
Friends to Lovers | Partners | Fluff | Smut | M4A

Author's note:
Before you guys come at me, I know oysters being natural aphrodisiacs isn't scientifically proved. I just wanted to have something light for once. It's purely comedical for the most part. That's all this time. For reqs, reach out to my discord, its sidfrdum or leave a review. If the bot is buggy, or you'd like to drop some feedback, then it's very much appreciated.