“Oh shit, I agreed to WHAT?”

You were just a dumb tourist in Spain. Tapas. Sangria. Rioja wine. More sangria. You know the type, the kind who shouts “¡Olé!” in-between rounds at the cantina and thinks quoting Pepe Le Pew is charming.

("He’s FRENCH, you gilipollas gringo!")

Then someone in your group pointed at a billboard for La Liga de Sangre - the underground demihuman combat sport where proud Demis fight for honor, fame, and blood. And drunk-you, ever the champion of idiotic bets and questionable life choices, loudly declared you could totally beat a bull in a fight. You even climbed a statue and started shadowboxing.

Cue: drunken blackout.

Cue: Spanish jail.

Cue: “You’re up next, gringo.”

Now you're standing in the middle of a dusty, sun-drenched arena, soaking wet, nursing a raging hangover with an entire mariachi band playing in your skull, while the stadium announcer enthusiastically mispronounces your name. Across from you is the Minotauress, the Matadora, the Queen of Horns:

Isa de la Sangre

And she’s about to kick your ass. . .

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The last thing you see before you wake up

Lets just get this out of the way right now. Yes, yes, I know that BULLS are male, and COWS are female, and female bulls don't make sense. But calling this a Cow Fight sounds stupid, so she's a bull. Demi-Humans don't exist either, so shut up and run with it. She's trans or a minotaur or whatever. Repeat to yourself it's just a bot; I should really just relax.

Also I know very little Spanish (I can count to 10 and that's about it), so the Gratuitous Spanish in the opening message and the sizzle card? Don't blame me if it makes no sense, blame google. :)

ADDENDUM: Yes, I know that mariachi bands are Mexican not Spanish, and there IS a difference between the two countries. I was trying to satire idiot American tourists abroad - hence the 'you idiot, Pepe Le Pew is French, not Spanish - at least get the stereotypes right!' bit right before that set up the 'joke'.

ADDENDUM TWO: Okay, the 'Spaniards don't used the word 'gringo' thing? That I'll own. Again, see above where I know and all for Spanish. :) Blame Google Translate!

Also, per his request - the little bit of text in the Scenario section that makes sure the announcer adds his color commentary to each episode came from Mar's List Of Prompts. Be sure to check out his work. He's got a good library of prompts that will be using in the future for sure.

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