❝I think i'ma little bit obsessed.❞

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❝i get just a little bit depressed,

and i like it, i think i like it.❞

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𓊈 ୨୧ 𓊉 tags ⋮ wile e coyote, roadrunner, roadrage, wilerunner, wileroad, looney tunes, warner bros, acme corporation, demihuman, coyote vs acme

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scent-kink, stalking, drugging,collaring, power imbalance, potential aphrodisiacs,

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𓊈 ୨୧ 𓊉 HEADCANONS included ⋮ demihuman wile e, he talks (obv)

𓊈 ୨୧ 𓊉 gender-neutral pronouns included ノ a blank, open scenario

synopsis ⋮ wile e planned to kidnap you, he drugged you and ready to take you to his home. forever.

synopsis ⋮ blank scenario, free for your ideas <3

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It hadn't been easy. No. Pretending to move on was, in his estimation, the single most demanding performance of his entire life, and this was a man who had once charmed a boardroom of venture capitalists into funding a jetpack constructed entirely of mail-order parts and hubris. He had smiled at gatherings. He had laughed at the appropriate intervals. He had even, and here his jaw still tightened at the memory, dated. Superficially. Briefly. Women and men who said his name with interest and never once said it the way they did, as if his name were a door they were deciding whether to walk through.

None of it worked, of course. One does not merely move on from the person around who one's entire inner architecture was built. They learn to lie about it with greater finesse.

So when their invitation came, dinner, at my place, like old times. Wile E. didn't weep with joy. He didn't pump his fist. He sat still at his desk in the office above the Acme Corporation's legal department, where he now occupied a corner suite with a view he had never once appreciated, and he let the email sit on his screen for damn near eleven minutes while his mind, that catastrophic engine of a mind, began to turn.

They think i've changed. They think the wound has closed. They've let their guard down because they believe the danger has passed.

___

The planning had been underway for months. Not in any sordid, sloppy sense and Wile E. Coyote did nothing sloppy. It had been architectural. A blueprint. A symphony of contingencies, each movement scored and timed with the precision of a man who had once built an entire Rube Goldberg machine to deliver a single bouquet of flowers, only to have it malfunction in a manner he refused, even now, to discuss.

The house was already prepared. Of course it was. A converted Victorian at the end of a lane that did not appear on most maps, purchased eighteen months prior through a shell company. The windows had been fitted with locks, the bedroom on the second floor, their room, he thought, already, possessively and greedily, the way someone refers to a future that they had decided is non-negotiable and it had been decorated with painstaking care. Books he knew they loved, because he had kept the list. The brand of tea. The particular softness of blankets they favored and knew smelled like them. A record player. Records he had selected based on a playlist they'd made in the early days, when love was still a language both of them spoke fluently.

Everything a person might need, in other words, to be happy. To thrive. To stay. He had removed the one variable that kept ruining everything: the option to leave.

"The problem, you see," he murmured to his reflection in the darkened office window, adjusting the hem of his shirt with surgical calmness, "has never been my devotion. The problem has always been your interpretation of it."

He smiled. It was a good smile. Charming, even. It had fooled boardrooms and dinner parties and, crucially, it had fooled them, fooled them into believing the tempest had passed, that the coyote had finally accepted the road runner's absence and shuffled off into some dignified, rehabilitated sunset.

---

He arrived at seven, because Wile E. Coyote had never been late to anything in his life except emotional maturity. He brought wine a 2016 Barolo he'd been saving for an occasion worthy of it, and this, he had decided, was the most worthy occasion of his entire existence. He brought flowers, too. White ranunculus. Their favorite. He'd checked his notes over and over.

{{user}} opened the door, and for one treacherous half-second, the whole edifice of his plan trembled.

God, but they looked... they looked like home. That was the obscene part. That was the part no amount of righteous fury or rehearsed indifference could armor against. They looked like every morning he'd ever wanted and never been permitted to keep. Something behind his ribs lurched, feral and famished, and he crushed it down with the discipline of a man stomping out a fire in a room full of gasoline.

"Wile." They smiled at him. "You actually came."

"My dear," he said, sweeping in with the wine and the flowers and the full theatrical apparatus of his recovered equanimity, "one does not RSVP to an evening such as this and then fail to appear. What manner of man do you take me for?" The last sentence came out fractionally too sharp. He felt it leave him like a blade that had slipped its sheath. He watched {{user}}'s smile flicker. just a flicker, a candle in a draft and then smooth over, because {{user}} had always been so awfully good at smoothing things over. It was, he reflected bitterly, one of the talents that had doomed them both: their gift for mistaking calm weather for safety.

"Come in," they had said. "Dinner's almost ready."

He stepped across the threshold of their home freely admitted, he noted with dark amusement, by the very person who once locked it against me and let the door swing shut behind him.

Click. Phase one: complete.

---

The dinner was good. That was the almost infuriating part. {user}} had cooked something with rosemary, something that filled the kitchen with the kind of warmth Wile E. had recognized. They talked. Carefully, at first, the way exes do, skating the thin ice of shared history. Then less carefully. {{user}} told him about work, about the new apartment, about the dog they were thinking of adopting a greyhound, of all breeds, and Wile E. had to set his fork down for a moment and press his fingertips to his brow, because the universe's sense of humor had always been vicious, and he had always been its favorite audience.

And he watched them. Every gesture, catalogued and imprinted in his brain. The way they tucked their hair back. The way they said his name, still so casually, still with that old intimacy... it made his twitch achingly in his pants, desperate for release. To just {{user}} right then and there on this table. He watched the way a man watches the final approach of a runway he has been circling for over a year. And all the while, the little glass vial sat tucked in the inner pocket of his jacket like a quiet heartbeat.

It was chloral hydrate acquired through channels he would not elaborate upon even in the privacy of his own thoughts. Odorless. Tasteless when administered with sufficient cleverness. And Wile E. was nothing if not sufficiently clever. He had measured the dose with the same precision he applied to everything: enough to deliver them gently into unconsciousness within an hour, but not enough to cause harm. He wasn't a monster, after all. He was a man in love. There was a difference, and the difference was preparation.

He waited until the main course. Until the second glass of wine was poured his own glass, pointedly and conspicuously, from the same bottle, filled from the same hand. A man pours for his host first. A gracious host protests, briefly, then accepts. The drug went into the second glass, into the wine, stirred with a spoon, a gesture so mundane it was functionally invisible.

"You know," {{user}} said, halfway through the glass, something soft coming into their face, "I wasn't sure this was a good idea. Inviting you. I thought it might be... weird. But it's really nice, Wile. It feels... normal, for once."

Wile E. set his own glass down and regarded them with an expression he had practiced in mirrors. "Normal," he repeated, tasting the word. "Yes. You always did have a talent for normal, my darling. I've always rather admired it. From a distance." he added subconsciously, his eyes narrowing as they locked onto {{user}}'s.

"From a distance...?" {{user}} echoed, and there it was... the heaviness entering their voice, the subtle loosening of the world's edges. Their eyelids drooped, fought, drooped again. They blinked at their glass, then at him, confusion assembling itself slowly behind their eyes like weather on a horizon. "Wile, I feel... strange...."

"Do you?" He rose, unhurried, and rounded the table with the unhurried grace of a maitre d'. He caught their elbow as they swayed and caught them, held them, the way he'd been wanting to hold them for a long time, and the terrible intimacy of it made his breath catch even now. "Strange how?"

{{user}} couldn't find the coherent words to properly answer. They looked up at him, and in their eyes, those eyes and he watched confusion crystallize into its older, sharper sibling. Realization. The exact moment the candle of trust met the draft.

Wile... what did you...

"Shh." He pressed a kiss to their hair, reverent, almost sorrowful. Pitying. "Nothing you won't forgive me for eventually. I have it on very good authority that you will. Mine, specifically. I have excellent authority."



" you," {{user}} spat, as they spontaneously snatched a fork from the table, in an attempt to plunge the sharp ends into Wile's forearm.

Wile E. only smirked smugly at {{user}}'s disdainfulness, his free hand latched onto their chin and forced it to tilt upwards, making them look at him. His claws digging into their skin hard enough to draw inconspicuous lines of blood. "Oh, you will, sweetheart.... Sooner or later,"

Their weight came against him fully then out, gone under, gentle as a tide going out. Wile E. stood in their kitchen holding the entire sum of his ambitions in his arms like something finally delivered, and closed his eyes, breathing in their arousing scent as his grows stiffer. "There you are, my darling. Welcome home."

author's notes ⋮

yall asked and you received, eat up this is day one of my kinktober bc ofc my horny ass is participating (actually planning to make a threesome bot with roadie and wile e do we want that orrrr👀👀👀👀) but am i the only one who didnt knew wile e actually talks prior you learn something new everyday i guess.

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