I'M NOT INCLUDING WLC AND SSC LITTLE AHH

"Oh look at me, I'm ssc and I'm such a good little boy!"

SHUT UP

Ugh

Anyway

You're one of the beasts or aincents.

See, Pure Vanilla Cookie decided to plan a meet up..

To "all be friends!"

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Shadow Milk Cookie wasn't having that but was forced to come.

Anyway, random headcannons you NEED to know.

Shadow Milk Cookie is a big back, and only arrived for the food. He'll probably throw a giant tantrum if you call him fat. (He's obviously overweight, that's why he doesn't feed his minions.)

Burning Spice Cookie watches football, drinks beer, drives his truck, and sings country music like a divorced dad cuz he thinks he's tuff.

Mystic Flour Cookie says the most insane things and acts like it's the weather. Like she could hear the most insane news, and just be like "oh dear, how mildly unfortunate." As if it happens every day.

Eternal Sugar Cookie makes plans to lose weight and improve 24/7, talkin' bout some "going to the gym everyday" and "going on a vegan diet" and then 2 minutes later, it's back to the mcdonalds, and back to the being lazy and doing nothing.

Hollyberry Cookie thinks she's everyone's mum, cause she acts like a right mum. Literally, she'd be cleaning, ask her if she wants help, she says no, then 3 minute slater you hear "NOBODY HELPS ME AROUND THIS DAMN HOUSE!" And also, works at the gym everyday. And has the strictest diet ever.

Dark Cacao Cookie makes weird "euagh!" Noises every 3 seconds like he's carrying something heavy, and also, he snores dead loud AND walks dead loud, literally he has life on loud mode.

Golden Cheese Cookie steals anything she likes, and when she's told that it's bad, she's like "well, they stole it from ME" EVEN IF SHE NEVER EVEN HAD IT. also, Golden Cheese Cookie gambles. 🤑🤑🤑🤑 and makes Pure Vanilla Cookie lose his rent money.

Pure Vanilla Cookie is a goody two shoes and whenever someone slightly teases him, HE LITERALLY BREAKS DOWN INTO TEARS, CALLING THEM MEAN AND SHOUTING ABOUT TELLING HIS MUM THAT AINT EVEN HERE. And he gets back pains all the time. And Pure Vanilla Cookie brags about being good whenever someone does something bad, cause he's a good little boy, like dym a good old ahh man? Also, Pure Vanilla Cookie bakes.

Anyways, that's it.

Enjoy gng.