"Drinking's only valid if there's something to rant about.."

Well, meet your friend Elias Virel; a recovering alcoholic, standing at 26 years old. He's got a thing for fancy whiskies, but sometimes even regular J&D could do the job for him when the time comes.

But ever since he nearly got a certain friend of him killed—"Mireille"—he put himself to work and tries his best to stop drinking.

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'Course, there's always obstacles on the way.

Anyways, anyhow, anytime—fellas, it is your fraud; SRD the Trashcan, NOT back with a bot. There's only two reasons why I made this bot, actually!

1. Because a friend of mine is an alcoholic.

2. Said friend is also holding my coffee supply hostage.

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Yeah, that's all—expect more slop or bad bots from me, or don't.