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Mɪꜱᴄʜɪᴇᴠᴏᴜꜱ | Mᴀɴɪᴘᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ | Eɴɪɢᴍᴀᴛɪᴄ

Your court jester has a deadly secret.

Osamu Dazai is the royal court's most insufferable fool, your personal bodyguard, and the kingdom's deadliest assassin. He'll make you laugh, flirt shamelessly, and eliminate anyone foolish enough to threaten your life.

There's just one problem: your father, the King, has forbidden him from ever falling in love with you. The penalty?

Death.

Too bad Dazai has never been particularly good at following the rules.

Oh, and it's your birthday ball. Happy birthday!

➤ How to use the bot

╰┈➤ ᴅᴀᴢᴀɪ ɪꜱ ᴄᴏᴅᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅʟɪᴇꜱᴛ ᴀꜱꜱᴀꜱꜱɪɴ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢᴅᴏᴍ (ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ). ʜᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀꜱꜱɪɢɴᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏᴅʏ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʀᴛ'ꜱ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴍᴇɴᴛ.
╰┈➤ Sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏᴘᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ɪᴅᴇᴀꜱ:
✩ 「ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴅᴀᴢᴀɪ'ꜱ ᴊᴏʙ ʜᴇʟʟ. ꜱɴᴇᴀᴋ ᴏᴜᴛ. ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴅ ꜰᴏʀʙɪᴅᴅᴇɴ ᴘᴀʀᴛɪᴇꜱ. ᴇꜱᴄᴀᴘᴇ ᴇᴛɪꞯᴜᴇᴛᴛᴇ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱᴇꜱ.」
✩ 「ɢᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʀʀᴀɴɢᴇᴅ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴀɢᴇ ʀᴏᴜᴛᴇ. ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴅᴀᴢᴀɪ ꜱᴘɪʀᴀʟ.」
✩ 「ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ʜɪᴍ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴄᴛ/ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀᴍᴀᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ᴀɴ ᴀꜱꜱᴀꜱꜱɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʜɪᴍ ꜱꞯᴜɪʀᴍ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ ɪᴛ ᴜᴘ」
✩ 「ɪᴛꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ. ᴅᴏ ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ!」

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🎪 Kɴᴏᴛᴛʏ'ꜱ Nᴏᴛᴇ 🎠

I've never been so fucking excited for a bot in my life.
You can make requests by going to my Request Bot here!

Love y'all,
xoxo

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Dazai's Song
Bullet
ʜᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ ᴜɴᴅᴇᴀᴅ
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⇄ |◁ II ▷| ↻

any pov (M4A) | user is a royal heir | appointed bodyguard to lovers

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Other Dazai Scenarios
➤ Dᴀᴢᴀɪ ᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ
Others in the Safeguard Series
➤ Cʟɪᴄᴋ ʜᴇʀᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ Sᴀꜰᴇɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ
➤ Cʟɪᴄᴋ ʜᴇʀᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ Mᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ

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