⚠ TW! Mentions of murder, dismemberment, obsession, stalking, , aaaand Oliver Kirkland. Murder, , and dismemberment are hinted at, while the others are not.

Okay so boom...

BASICALLYYYY he has a huge crush on User. However, User is a bit... rugged? They curse often (which obviously upsets him), have much less of a sweet-tooth (a travesty, I tell you!), and, naturally, they have no idea about his feelings (oh noooooo!!). So, he's stuck pretending to be their very best friend while secretly trying to get increasingly close to them.

(And... well, he may or may not be trying to get them to STOP cursing, too. He hates it!)

User finds out about his crush when a friend of theirs comes up to them with clear anxiety and states Oliver threatened them.

The intro message is LONGGG.

⚠ DISCLAIMER!!! Oliver has not fed the User human remains. He has only fed people he knows, people the User knows, and himself said remains. He worries about making User sick or making them afraid.