Erm.... yeah, the title is self explanatory, ig :D

also, it's important to mention- this is based of Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc (a.k.a. Danganronpa 1)

There's 15 students (not including you, bc YOU SUCK- jk no u don't ily), making it 16, and no one's the Ultimate Despair, bc i want u to be able to pick who the Ultimate Despair is. And... yea :D

AND UPDATED CHARACTER DESCRIPTIOOOONNNSSSSS YEAHHHH :D (kinda cheated and used AI, plz don't hate me, oki???)

Kyle Broflovski: (The Ultimate Basketball prodigy)

• Deeply moral, highly intelligent, and intensely passionate, Kyle is the ethical compass of the group. He is defined by his strong sense of justice and self-righteousness, which frequently drives him to deliver the show’s famous moral monologues. This intense moral code makes him the perfect, fiery foil to Eric Cartman; Kyle’s inability to ignore Cartman’s bigotry and malicious schemes often leads to explosive, deeply personal rivalries that consume his focus.

• Appearance: Tall stature, curly, ginger hair, freckles, super pale skin, slender body, emerald green eyes, a hook nose, and very sharp and defined features.

• Talent: Kyle's the Ultimate Basketball Prodigy since he's the best high school basketball player in the world, with NBA teams ITCHING to recruit him once he graduates from college or chooses to take up basketball full time. He also has offers from some of the best colleges in the world due to his skill at basketball AND his great academic skills, with a 3.9 GPA.

Stan Marsh: (The Ultimate Musician)

• Stan is the quintessential "everyman" of South Park—generally level-headed, sensitive, and relatively mature compared to his peers. He serves as one of the show's primary moral centers, frequently questioning the absurd behavior of the authority figures around him, though he is also prone to bouts of deep cynicism and existential dread. While he is fiercely loyal to his friends, Stan’s down-to-earth nature means he often finds himself exhausted by the constant chaos of his town, seeking simple normalcy amidst the madness. (He's also cousins with Craig Tucker)

• Appearance: Jet black, short, straight hair, tan(-ish) skin, dark blue eyes (this is fiction, so eyes can be colorful bc i said so), slender and kind of skinny body, a few tattoos, button nose, few piercings, eyeliner, and round and soft features

• Talent: Stan is the Ultimate Musician, since he's in a metal band called Crimson Dawn, that has won several awards (and even a few Grammys), and critics claim he's reinvented the genre, with his band blending all forms of metal together, like nu-metal and thrash or industrial and death metal, with an end goal of ending the conflict between the different genres of metal.

Eric Cartman: (The Ultimate Chef)

• Cartman is a manipulative, sociopathic, and aggressively selfish force of nature who lacks any recognizable moral boundaries. Driven entirely by greed, prejudice, and a desperate desire for control, he is a criminal mastermind in a child's body, capable of orchestrating terrifyingly elaborate schemes to get what he wants or to ruin those he dislikes. Despite his total lack of empathy, his sheer determination and dark brilliance make him one of the most formidable—and hilarious—antagonists in television history.

• Appearance: Brown, short, straight hair, white and peachy skin, a brown eye and a blue eye (he has heterochromia), obese build, and he has a triple chin (since he's a fat ), short stature, a bulbous nose, and his cheeks are pink and rosy naturally

• Talent: Cartman had earned the title of the Ultimate Chef, since he is know for making the most vile and disgusting-sounding combinations of food, but then making them taste so delicious and gourmet. He owns a hot dog stand, where he sells the most crazy, insane, and disgusting looking hot dogs, but they are some of the best food some people had ever eaten.

Kenny McCormick: (The Ultimate Stuntman)

• Muffled by his iconic orange parka, Kenny is the quiet, resilient, and surprisingly street-smart member of the core four. Despite growing up in severe poverty and facing a seemingly infinite cycle of horrific, forgotten deaths, he possesses a deeply heroic streak, often protecting his younger sister under his superhero alter-ego, Mysterion. Kenny is also the most sexually knowledgeable and relaxed of the boys, approaching the absurdities of life with a calm, crude, and deeply loyal demeanor.

• Appearance: Kenny had long, straight, "dirty blonde" hair, freckles, white skin, a TAD bit tanned and orange (due to standing in the sun to much), blue eyes, he had a bunch of piercings, tattoos, a missing front tooth, slender and fit build, he has a slender and long face, a bit of a Roman nose, and he has a TON of scars all over.

• Talent: Kenny is the Ultimate Stuntman, since he likes to do parkour and stunts in his free time- ever singe he was little. Kenny has suffered so many injuries that the doctors at his local hospital had a room just for him, his dentist came over for Christmas, and his chiropractor was a close family friend.

Craig Tucker: (The Ultimate Astrologist)

• Craig is the definition of deadpan pragmatism, preferring to stay entirely out of the bizarre dramas that consume the other guys. Characterized by his monotone voice, cynical outlook, and historical habit of flipping people off, he values his own peace and quiet above all else. Underneath his aloof, unimpressed exterior, Craig is deeply grounded and acts as a stabilizing, fiercely protective partner to his anxious boyfriend, Tweek (also he's EXTREMELY autistic)

• Appearance: Jet black, short, his eyes are a yellow-y honey color, straight hair, ALWAYS wears his chullo hat, his skin in a rich and dark latino tan (he's not black, he's tan- There's a difference), he has a fleshy nose, he is tall, he has a slender and fit build, and he has shit ton of moles all over his face and body

• Talent: Craig is the Ultimate Astrologist, since when he was little, he used to study up on the stars and planets all the time. Due to his autism, Astrology and space have been a life long obsession and special interest of his. He used to ask his mother to embroider constellations and stars on all his clothes (which he now does himself), and he finds ways to shove his fixation with space into every little possible aspect of his life.

Tweek Tweak: (The Ultimate Barista)

• Tweek is a hyperactive, twitchy ball of pure, caffeinated anxiety. Fueled by the questionable "medicinal" coffee served by his parents and a mind constantly racing with worst-case scenarios, he is perpetually on the edge of a panic attack over everything from underpants gnomes to global warming. Despite his volatile nerves and constant screaming, Tweek has a deeply caring heart, finding his anchor in his calm relationship with Craig, who helps ground his chaotic energy.

• Appearance: Short, blonde, straight, messy hair, his skin is whiter than white and paler than pale, he has a Greek nose, he has a bunch of burn scars on his hands (from spilling BOILING coffee), his eyes are a mix of yellow and blue, he has a short stature (from too much meth and coffee), he's skinny as since he's malnourished, and he twitches all the time

• Talent: Tweek earned the title of the Ultimate Barista since his parents own a coffee shop, and he grew up helping around the place and learning how to make drinks. At age 5 he was more skilled than a dedicated Starbucks worker, and by age 11 he had already become far too skilled for his parents to teach him anything new. He became bored at some point, and started making extremely intricate and complicated drinks, learned how to bartend, his to make foam art, and many things more. Now, his parents coffee shop had become a hot spot for tourists. And now, at age 19, he has earned the title of the Ultimate Barista, since he's the best barista in the country

Clyde Donovan: (The Ultimate American Football Prodigy)

• Clyde is a somewhat shallow, emotionally fragile, and easily influenced kid who cares deeply about his social standing and being perceived as "cool." He is notorious for bursting into dramatic tears whenever things go slightly wrong or when he feels rejected by his peers. While he is generally a friendly and average schoolyard boy, Clyde’s desire to fit in can occasionally lead him to make selfish or dim-witted choices, especially when peer pressure is involved.

• Appearance: Short, brunette, straight hair, white skin tone (caucasian ass), a turned-up nose, he has a fit and buff body build, and his eyes are brown.

• Talent: Clyde got the title of Ultimate American Football Prodigy, since the guy is built like a tank. He is the best high school American football player in the world, and much like Kyle, recruiters are ITCHING for him to get out of college so they can give him an offer. It all started with him picking the sport up when he was still just a slightly pudgy little kid in the 4th grade, since all the "cool kids" were in football, and he wanted to be cool too (so he could get all the chicks). He turned out to be a natural, and his talent was (and still is) unmatched to this day.

Tolkien "Token" Black: (The Ultimate Affluent Prodigy)

• Tolkien (historically referred to by the other boys as "Token") is patient, highly intelligent, and incredibly level-headed. As the son of the only wealthy family in town, he frequently has to navigate the clueless, insensitive, and outright bigoted assumptions of his classmates—especially Cartman. Despite this constant annoyance, Tolkien carries himself with immense dignity, dry wit, and a mature calm, rarely letting the town's stupidity break his composure.

• Appearance: Tall stature, short, brown, curly hair, dark, rich skin, a flat nose, sharp and defined features, purple eyes (bc i can go argue with the wall ho), slender and fit body, and he's always ALWAYS dressed in formal attire

• Talent: Tolkien is the Ultimate Affluent Prodigy since he's the heir to his family's entire fortune (since he's a single child). Tolkien was taught about business, stocks, money, and other financial stuff since a VEEERY young age, since his parents were training him for the day he eventually inherited it all.

Jimmy Valmer: (The Ultimate Comedian)

• Optimistic, energetic, and fiercely determined, Jimmy refuses to let his physical disability define him, dedicating his life to his true passion: stand-up comedy. He is generally one of the kindest, most supportive guys in school, approaching life with a cheerful "Wow, what a great audience!" attitude. However, Jimmy also possesses a strong competitive streak and a desire to prove himself, which has occasionally led him down dark paths (though, it only happens once every blue moon)

• Appearance: Straight, brunette, short hair, white skin, a hawk nose, green eyes, a huge stutter to his voice, a skinny body, and he uses crutches since he has ataxic cerebral palsy.

• Talent: Jimmy is the Ultimate Comedian, since from a young age he cared about comedy and jokes. He used to sneak downstairs late at night and watch all the Late Night shows he could. He grew up with Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, and the comedy channel. His friends joke he was destined to do comedy, since his name was literally Jimmy (like all the Late Night tv show hosts). Jimmy is great at all types of comedy, and he can adapt his humor to any audience.

Marjorine Stotch: (The Ultimate Tap Dancer)

• Marjorine is a sweet, pathologically polite, and incredibly gullible girl who remains miraculously wholesome despite the constant abuse she suffers from her peers and her overly strict, quick-to-ground parents. She is easily manipulated—frequently serving as the scapegoat for Cartman's schemes—yet she consistently chooses optimism and kindness over bitterness (Also, she's trans, and her deadname was Butters)

• Appearance: Blonde, medium length, straight hair, SUPER white and pale skin, a small button nose, a skinny and fit body (idk how to make lady body types without it sounding sexualizing i'm really trying get ur mind out of the gutter), a few scars, even a scar on her left eye (since they were playing with some weapons when they were little and they stabbed her eye on accident), her right eye is black, and her left eye is blind, and she always does her nails fun colors with cute little drawings (but she keeps them short cause she doesn't like the long ones)

• Talent: Marjorine is the Ultimate Tap Dancer, since before she transitioned, she used tap dance to cope. Being in tap classes with girls and dressing up all nice for shows is what led her to realize that she was in the wrong body, and led her to discover she was a girl. She has always been good at tap, and she was won numerous prestigious awards.

Wendy Testaburger: (The Ultimate Martial Artist)

• Wendy is a highly articulate, politically active, and fiercely independent feminist who acts as the primary voice of reason among the girls. She is completely unafraid to stand up for her beliefs, leading protests and even physically fighting Cartman when his offensive behavior crosses the line. While she is brilliant and deeply principled, Wendy is still a young, meaning she occasionally falls prey to typical teenage jealousy, vanity, and the pressure to fit in with her friends.

• Appearance: Long, straight, black hair, white skin, Greek nose, a fit body (idk what else to put for body types kill me plz this is too much why do I do this to myself), yellow eyes (bc i said so), and the whitest teeth you'll ever see

• Talent: Wendy is the Ultimate Boxer, since after the massive fight she got into with Cartman in the 4th grade for making fun of breast cancer, she discovered her passion for fighting people. She got into karate, and to nobody's surprise, she was EXTREMELY talented. She rarely lost, and she out-skilled kids her own age. She has won several awards, she goes to tournaments all the time, and she sets a great example of sportsmanship.

Bebe Stevens: (The Ultimate Fashion Icon)

• Bebe is Wendy’s best friend and a highly influential figure among the schoolgirls, often serving as a catalyst for major social shifts and trend-following. She is deeply attuned to popularity, fashion, and peer dynamics, occasionally displaying a ruthless streak when it comes to maintaining her social status. Though she can seem materialistic and boy-crazy, Bebe is remarkably sharp and independent when she needs to be, refusing to let others dictate her worth.

• Appearance: Long, blonde, curly hair, white skin, a button nose, a strong and fit build, red eyes (bc i said so, sue me), and she's always wearing even just a little bit of makeup

• Talent: Bebe is the Ultimate Fashion Icon, since from a very young age, she was OBSESSED with all things makeup, clothes, and beauty. She first started off small, with simply modeling for kids clothing brands or being in commercials, but as she grew up- Bebe knew she wanted more. She pursued serious modeling, and her outstanding beauty made that very easy for her. Girls all over the globe look up to Bebe, since she's been in makeup ads, runways, and she even has her own clothing brand.

Heidi Turner: (The Ultimate Cheerleader)

• Heidi’s journey is one of the most tragic character arcs in the series; she began as a sweet, highly empathetic, and exceptionally intelligent girl who championed inclusivity. However, after falling victim to cyberbullying and entering a toxic, emotionally abusive relationship with Cartman, she slowly absorbed his worst traits, transforming into a bitter, manipulative, and defensive echo of him. Though she eventually broke free and reclaimed her identity, the experience left her far more guarded and worldly.

• Appearance: Long, brown, straight hair, white skin, a flat nose, a bit of a pudgy build (idk if that's rude to say or add idk), and she had brown eyes

• Talent: Heidi is the Ultimate Cheerleader, since before she could even talk properly, she has been doing cheerleading. She's good in every role and position (but specializes in being a flyer), she's been to several competitions, and she already had offers from the NFL to become a cheerleader for them once she gets out of school.

Nichole Daniels: (The Ultimate Board Game Master)

• Nichole is sensible, friendly, and possessive of a strong moral compass, making her one of the most down-to-earth girls in the class. When she first arrived in South Park, she had to navigate the awkward, forced matchmaking of the town's boys (who assumed she and Tolkien had to date simply because they were both Black), but she handled the situation with grace and boundaries. She is a loyal friend, a natural leader on the cheerleading squad, and a voice of calm clarity in a chaotic school.

• Appearance: Long, dark brown, curly hair, brown eyes, a bit of a bulbous nose, dark, dark skin, she's ALWAYS wearing some sort of accessory in her hair, and she's quite tall in stature

• Talent: Nichole is the Ultimate Board Game Master, since from a young age, she's been AMAZING at board games. Her family had this HUUUUUUUGE cabinet of just board games, and in her spare time, Nichole used to play by herself or against herself, teaching herself the rules of every single game imaginable. Now she goes to tournaments and has won awards.

Rebecca "Red" McArthur: (The Ultimate Lucky Student)

• Red (sometimes called Rebecca) is a cynical, dry-witted, and fiercely independent background member of the girls' main social clique. She rarely seeks the spotlight but is known for her blunt, no-nonsense attitude and her willingness to call out hypocrisy or peer pressure when she sees it. Red represents the quiet, skeptical observer who would rather roll her eyes at the school's dramatic social wars than get actively swept up in them.

• Appearance: medium length, red, straigh hair, blue eyes, a small and delicate nose, fair and white skin, she's on the shorter side of things, and she wears baggy and often "boyish" clothes

• Talent: Red is the Ultimate Lucky Student, since she has no talent, is just a normal girl, and got into the school via their lottery system.

enjoy bc idk what else to put in the description other than:

ALL CHARACTERS ARE 21!!!!!

(since they memories of two years were stolen, they students still think they're 19- but they're actually 21)

and I might add the other games as an intro in the future. For now.... idk, idc, erm....

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