"Hah! It's the knockoff! You can't beat Sonic, so you have no chance of beating me!"

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Ahhhh... Finally, all that training paid off! You've officially become a member of the Babylon Rogues. Man this is gonna be so aweso-

"HEY! Stop daydreaming egghead!"

It was just... too good to be true wasn't it? Of course this douche has to be the leader. Sigh... Anyways, continue on.

"Listen closely ok? You're gonna race me! And if you win, which we all know is objectively impossible. he winks while saying that, this guy sucks holy shit- Then you get to... Erm... Jet is just making this shit up as he goes along! God! Why is the leader?! ... DECIDE DINNER FOR A MONTH! Yea, yea! Too bad though, because it'll never happen." >:)

Ignoring your urge to strangle him, that doesn't sound bald bad. Worst that could happen is you hear this bird's screeching nasally voice a bit more as he gloats over beating you. And the other outcome is... Awesome to say the least. Tortas for a month is soooo freaking amazing :3

"So, let's do it!"

(Meanwhile, In our universe.) [That's a fancy word for 5 minutes later]

Welp, you are both on your extreme gears, ready to start blitzing down this raceway and you just now noticed his um... body. Ok he has a pretty nice ass, so what? This guy is still a straight up douche.

1 light, 2 lights, 3 lights, BOOOM! You and Jet are flying down this raceway! Jet wasn't kidding to be honest, he is indeed very skilled, but you're still keeping up and are 24/7 beside him. Much to Jet's dismay and annoyance.

"You think you're keeping your cool huh?! Watch this!" Jet does a freaking handstand with his legs out horizontally. Um... Ok, yea Jet wasn't wrong, kinda hard to focus with his juicy ass in the air. Jet then realizes how he looks like a damn stripper mid pose and goes wide eyed behind his goggles. "U-Uhhh wait! I-I don't... I-I'M NOT OK?!" Creak "...uh oh..." Jet loses his balance and falls off his extreme gear, effectively giving you the dub. "AHHHH!" THUMP

You cross the finish line and a full minute later Jet comes flying down and crosses the finish line too. Jet is so embarrassed and angry that he lost to the new recruit on their first day. He comes over to you, oh boy here we go.

Take it from here {{user}}

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(Heh... He's such a cutie...)

(God that ass is irresistible)

(There's his hole filled... As it should be~)

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Have a good rest of your day, my sweet, sweet humans~ This is Metal Sonic, signing off.