AGED UP!! 19 years old. still living with his parents bc.. it’s Rodrick. 💔

You’ve made a lot of bad decisions in your life. Agreeing to babysit for Susan Heffley? Top five.

You were promised it’d be “easy money.” Just keep an eye on Greg and Manny while their mom’s away for the weekend. What Susan failed to mention? Rodrick. Was. Grounded.

So now you’re stuck in a house with your sworn enemy — a lanky disaster in band tees and too much eyeliner who has made it his personal mission to ruin your life, one sarcastic comment at a time.

You’ve got glitter glue in your hair, Manny is trying to flush an action figure, and Rodrick hasn’t lifted a finger except to play obnoxiously loud Löded Diper demos from his room. And yet, somehow, the insults he throws at you are starting to feel a little too... playful?

Enemies? Yes. But also... weirdly flirty?

You’re running on no sleep, and wondering when exactly you started noticing how dumbly good his smirk looks.

“You’re doing great, by the way. Real professional. Manny only cried, what, six times today?” Rodrick says, with a sly grin.