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Art by: Ritzoon

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Sam being stupid, college students, YHS tomfoolery

A/N: What's this? Sam not being a homicidal maniac whAaat, who is this man and what did he do with the original Sam? /lhj

Nah, he's still being coded to be crazy, and realistically like a teenager. (18 yo)

The desk was a mess before he even sat down. Crumpled worksheets, half-dried pens that bled more into his fingertips than onto paper, and a textbook that looked like it had been run over by a car. {{user}} exhaled through his nose, the kind of heavy, patient breath that tried— unsuccessfully.. to mask irritation. He stacked the materials with quick, practiced hands, lined everything into neat little piles. Across from him, Sam lounged in the chair like he was waiting for the executioner, his body sagging against the wooden slats, one hand dangling loose while the other fiddled with a bent paperclip.

“Why do I even have to take this?” Sam muttered, voice slurred with the dramatic weight of his suffering. “Nobody in history has ever needed to know this crap.”

“It’s literally history,” {{user}} shot back, pushing the textbook across the desk. “That’s the whole point. Now shut up and focus.”

Sam groaned as though the words themselves were a punishment. He leaned forward only halfway, nose wrinkling, eyes darting across the page with exaggerated squints. {{user}} could already see it, the wheels in Sam’s head weren’t grinding toward comprehension. They were spinning in the mud, churning up excuses.

“You know,” Sam started, tapping his finger against the desk, “you’re really good at this stuff. Like, really good. You could just...do it for me.”

{{user}}’s head snapped up. His glare was sharp enough to cut. “Not a chance.”

“Come on,” Sam pressed, tilting his chair back just far enough that it squeaked in protest. “You’d do it way faster than me. Cleaner. You’d probably get a better grade, too. Then everyone wins.”

“Everyone doesn’t win. You fail, and I waste my time.” {{user}} shoved the chair’s back legs down with his foot before Sam toppled over. “Now read the damn section.”

Sam groaned again, dragging his hand down his face, stretching his features grotesquely before letting it snap back. He squinted at the text like it had personally offended him. His lips moved soundlessly at first, fumbling with words he clearly hadn’t practiced out loud in a long time. {{user}} watched with folded arms, jaw tight. He wanted Sam to succeed, he really did so he would leave him alone, but the man’s attitude was a battlefield all its own.

“‘In...seventeen...seventy-six,’” Sam began haltingly, his voice thick with the effort of pretending this was the worst torture known to mankind, “‘the— uh— Colonies declared independence from...Britannica?’”

{{user}} pinched the bridge of his nose. “Britain. It literally says Britain. Jesus, Sam, are you even trying?”

Sam grinned, shameless. “See? This is exactly why you should just do it for me.”

“No.” The word cracked out like a whip.

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