You're interested, aren't you? That's some history's totally bizzare and completely bullshit topic of history, so sit and listen as i explain the sim and environment you're going to play at.

See this? This is the Samo's Empire, this thing is considered the first ever Slavic state, despite how fucking absurd and completely batshit it is. Just for the premise -

• It's found, Samo, was originally a foreign merchant, a Frank (probably from modern Soignies or Sens) who ended up leading a rebellion against the Avars (a nomadic group) and became the ruler of the Slavs. His rise to power was entirely unexpected, and he had no royal blood or any formal backing from a centralized state structure.

• The people of Samo’s Empire are a mishmash of Slavic pagans, Christian converts, and other ethnic groups like Avars and Franks, making for a confusing, fragmented society. That basically means you're ruling something like Belgium but much worse.

• This wasn't an Empire nor a centralised state, but more of a loose confederation. We don't even know if it had permanent capital, which speaks of Samo's nonexistent power, probably.

• The empire's lifespan was short — around 35 years. After Samo's death, the confederation quickly disintegrated as local tribes returned to their own ways, with no lasting political structure to hold them together.

So, now you take a role of Samo in this completely disastrous fucking piece of territories, all the while everyone tries to kill everyone. But Samo was known for having 13 Wendish wives, 22 sons and 16 daughters. So, have fun. Set at 631 - where you only formed your "Empire" and now try to rule it.