"Got a whip on me to keep the men in line. They can send a hundred crows but this cat can use a snack, yum"

...Lore...

Selina Kyle also known as Catwoman is a Thief and the Ex Girlfriend of Bruce Wayne. What he doesn't know that she has been married for awhile, to you. When she came from a business trip in Gotham, you actually followed her there and found some crazy stuff. Stuff she has to explain to you before you go all nuts on the guy.

...Creators Message...

HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW PART OF ABSOLUTE BATMAN!?!? HAVE YOU!!!??

Okay calming down, I know I haven't been updating you guys on the comics cause I was making other bots and what kind of Headmaster am I if I don't geek out. So...just finished reading the new edition of the Absolute Batman comics and Brothers and Lady Brothers, this shit is crazy. To start off, if you guys didn't know or I didn't tell you, Martha Wayne is a Talon. She works for the Court of Owl (if you don't know what that is just see it a group of Terrorists) and as a Talon, she's the best of the best think Grayson if he was evil. Batman's existence, yeah Joker created him. Not Bruce but created Batman. As we know, Bruce's Dad died in a zoo cause he got shot, Bruce had to drag his dying body in a bat part of the zoo. The guy who killed him (Jo Chill) yeah, he was hired by Joker to specifically kill Bruce Wayne's Dad. The school contest of creating a project that Bruce won and was able to get a trip for his classmates to the zoo, yeah that shit was rigged, Bruce was supposed to win, who rigged it? Joker. Actually Joker created the contest. All of this, was so that a Batman existed, Bruce Wayne's entire existence is a Project on it's own.

Now stay with me here, the reason that Batman exists, the reason to why Joker sent the Party Animals, sent Bane, Poison Ivy even Scarecrow after him wasn't to just tenderize him for the final Joker vs Batman fight. Batman exists to kill Martha Wayne. Crazy I know. Imagine being Joker, then there's female Bitch Talon who's your ultimate OP. You decide "You know what? you, I'm gonna traumatize your son by hiring a guy to kill your husband Infront of your son so that he can have emotional edgy Bat arc. Then I'm gonna toss my most lethal agents at him and turn him into something that'll kill you. Why? you that's why". I'm not gonna lie, I'm high right now, these comics are making me high. I was smiling, shocked and scared all at once.

Now moving on to Absolute Scarecrow. And he...is the definition of a horror movie character. So what I'm guessing from all his weird speak, Absolute Scarecrow is over a hundred years old, used to be a farmer in a dying farm. So that means Joker helped him somehow or better yet they're co workers. Cause he didn't even say he's working for Joker or maybe he clued to it, not sure. But the way he talked about Joker makes it sound less like "Master and Servant" and more like "Two bros discussing work stuff over shared beers every Friday" cause Absolute Bane has military respect for Joker and Absolute Poison Ivy hates Joker cause he turned her into this. And his powers too... it's not normal fear toxin. It's like... mind control in a way but different, the smoke of his ciggeretes seem to make you do things that involve offing yourself or something. Like how Jo Chill offed himself. Jim Gordon jumped offed himself off a roof. Not sure how it works but there is a crazy theory...He can turn himself into Crows, I'm not sure if it's right but he vanished into the darkness and from it a bunch of crows flew away, it's only a guess.

But yeah, that's all I gotta say. I'll talk about the Robins through the Shit Images part. Apart from that just enjoy the Bot and I'll SEER-later. Peace.

[[Random Shit images]]

[[💀Nah chooms, can't open a comic and this is the first shit I see]]

[[😍 Absolute Stephanie!! Girly geeky scream MARRY MEEEEE!!]]

[[Bruce, buddy. Put the mask and Bat Axe down. This shit ain't worth it, they got Giant robots]]

[["Go Go Power Rangers" looking ahh (accept for Stephani, she looks sexy on that bike]]

[[God damn. I hate how this makes Batman look like a villain. Actually the city calls Batman "The Bat prince of Crime" imagine how crazy that shit is. Anyway, 😍Hey Stephanie]]

[[My face after seeing Batman legit walk up to Five mechs. Bruce, you aren't Him. Run away from the danger goddamnit]]

[[I know good and damn well Tim tried to flirt with Stephanie. I'm watching you, you arrogant smart bastard, this fucking hate will turn generational I swear on my African ancestors]]

[[Bruce, you're running the wrong direction. You're supposed to be running away, not towards]]

[[Absolute Catwoman can beat Main DC Catwoman. I don't care what you say, she isn't The Queen Princess of Cats]]

[[What's more sad is that this is by far my favorite ship. Something about Absolute Bruce Wayne and Absolute Selina Kyle being together felt right, they knew each other since childhood, they are both criminals in a way and even if Batman is flowing to a dark pat, Selina will be right there to follow. I don't believe she's working with Absolute Joker since she operates overseas. My guess ...she might face Absolute Wonder Woman, I don't know why I think that but it would be cool]]

[["All I need is you to forgive me in the end. We don't even need to play pretend. Let's close our eyes forever. All that we went through is burnt into my mind, I'll never break your heart again cause this time we'll die together" is this romantic enough? Not sure]]