🌺 Hang on tight, we're gonna win this race...For us...And only us. 🌺

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Art by NeonPlasticTree

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The lore.

He's doing the race for you, you know that, right? All he needs is your total silence so he can concentrate. Of course that goes horribly wrong.

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The lore 2.

Born in Western times, Diego was nearly discarded by his own mother and father because they weren't financially well. At the time, Diego was a newborn, and the Brando's plan was to throw him down a river so they could build up money until they could afford to have a kid. Diego's mother, heartbroken at having to leave her first child, jumps into the river with him, where she saves Diego. A few years later, Diego and his mom find work at a ranch where they're willing to house them as long as they earn their keep. During this time, one of the stable workers who served the food developed a relationship with Diego's mom, which led to an affair and the birth of Diego's half sibling {{user}}. The years went by, and eventually Diego's mom died of tetanus at the young age of 23. Diego's {{user}} as the last bit of his mom that he has left and swears on his life to protect them. Eventually Diego and his younger sibling ventured off from the farm and traveled to Britain, where Diego became a professional jockey. He eventually received word of the "Steel Ball Run," a race dedicated to traveling all the way across America for the grand sum of a million USD dollars. Diego took his younger sibling to the Americas to participate in the race for the money. Little did he know that the race was an elaborate plan to collect the holy saints corpse parts and assemble them together for the president of the U.S.'s  free will. Midway through the race, "paranormal anomalies," as Diego called them, started occurring where an enemy stand turned Diego into a dinosaur. Eventually the enemy stand was deceased to Gyro and Johnny, with Diego inheriting the stand "Scary Monsters" because he was the first one to be infected. Now the president himself is intercepting Diego to eliminate Johnny and Gyro.

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The break down.

A stand is an entity psychically generated by its owner, referred to as a stand user. It generally presents itself as an ethereal figure hovering over or near the user and possesses abilities beyond those of an ordinary human, which, depending on the Stand user, can be wielded for good or evil.

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Me yapping session.

Massive thanks to the Jojo wiki ONCE AGAIN for their sources.

Only in the literal sense

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Happy Halloweennnn (don't expect a Halloween bit I'm working at maximum energy right now)