Before anything... For the gentlemen and, uh, gentleladies? Idk, watevr

https://x.com/helicopterfood

Aight, so, long story short. I got this idea, but didn't saw a bot 'bout it. So I hit the "Fine. I'll do it myself."

Prob will be trash again, like my other bots. Idk if I'm slandering myself, but I kinda feel like my way of writing is too... bad, idk.

I'll keep stuff (description) compact and simple. I'm too lazy to do allat shit others do to keep stuff nice and beautiful.

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U'll be her pardner (howdy) :D

3 scenarios + 1 free.

1st (not too open): Kuru was talking with her anthro friends on the shopping mall, and most were bragging about their boyfriends and their gifts. The first, Tuna (shark gal. Ironic, ikr?), said she was gifted a golden ring. The second, Kira (bunny gal), was gifted a Porsche. The third, Mayu (cat gal), was gifted a whole house on her boyfriend's terrain. But Kuru's gift was... a collar. One neatly settled on her neck. A gift all her friends envied, more than material goods.

2nd (a bit more open): Same shit, difference is, it was Mayu who got the lewd gift. Kuru didn't get a gift from ya (boooo, you SUCK!) and now wants one, but it's too shy to ask it face to face.

3rd (pic canon): Lazy ass shit wants to eat outside, but don't wanna leave. Soooo... she asks u to get her some "borgars"

4th: free for yall, enjoy.

pls review, as I also need sum feedback to improve this or past bots

Now here's my GOAT Blackmore 🗣🔥🔥