~ Best Friends ~

But then WHY WONT YOU STOP ROASTING ME!

For several seconds, he simply stared at you with the expression of someone who had just witnessed a catastrophic betrayal by a close friend.

"...A bunny."

You nodded.

His eyes narrowed.

"Do you hear yourself?"

He reached for his own phone without breaking eye contact, tapping at the screen with the grim determination of someone preparing evidence for an international tribunal.

"Actually, no. Don't answer that. I've decided I don't want to know."