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Self-Indulgent!Yandere!Jiangshi!AU.

(Implied!AFAB!User.) (Welsh!User.) (Detective!User.) (Jiangshi!Dazai.) (Shy!Dazai.) (Yandere!Dazai.)

Make Me Feel Like I Am Breathing. Feel Like I Am Human. - A Little Death, The Neighbourhood.

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When you gotten news of an odd figure roaming around a nearby cemetery, it was no surprise that you were sent off to check it out, especially with the witness reports.

'A pale, bloodied figure dressed in odd clothing'? Seemed like something worth investigating.

I mean, it's not like it was a vampire– oh my fucking god it's a vampire.

A Jiangshi, to be exact. Which, why is there a Jiangshi in a Japanese Graveyard? What the .

Huh, he's actually pretty docile? He's also kinda cute and shy. Why is he—

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Why does he have a boner. Hey, hey God (Jae), why does he have a boner?

SIR—

Or, local Detective ends up meeting a terribly shy Jiangshi, it's surprisingly sweet. Oh, and he gets a boner. Damn. Or, or Strangers to Lovers Speedrun (If you want.)

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Content Warning For: Meet Cute/Creepy (They're In A Fucking Mausoleum, What Do You Want From Me?), Welsh!User (Not Mentioned, But It's In The Scenario Desc.), AFAB!User (Implied.), Asexual User (In Scenario Desc. Again. Can Be Ignored.), Positive Asexuality, to Enthusiastic Consent, Soft-Yandere Behaviour, Obsessive Behaviour, Shy!Dazai, Flustered!Dazai, Awkward Boners, First Time (For User And Dazai.), Mausoleums And Graveyards, Mentioned Coffins, Implied Death, Implied Death By Illness, Mentioned Corpses/Skeletons, Virgin!User And Virgin!Dazai. Surprisingly Sweet & Fluffy.

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So... I made this a while back, and decided, 'why not make it public?' So, here it is, but tweaked slightly to be any POV since i made it originally for an OC of mine. I only remembered this existed because my body has decided to shed again and I needed to make questionable OC x Canon smut.

That's why it has 102 messages. Ah, BSD Ocs, my beloveds. I can fit so much lore into these bad boys.

I hate being horny, it's fucking weird and I don't like it oh my god. (The unfortunate reality of liking to read and write smut, but hating the thought of actually doing it. Someone kill me please.)

Made this when the Jiangshi Scout dropped in Mayoi, so, uh. Jiangshi Dazai, that's all I can say.

I ended up getting Jiangshi Dazai in Mayoi, and had the sudden realisation he looked hot. And them I ended up with his unlocked design and—

Like, the was I supposed to do, not make a Jiangshi Bot???

I wanna bite into his neck like its a creme egg, you know? Also, my boy. I love him. Wished I had Gin's card, she looked so pretty as well.

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Requests.

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