「And if I succeed, I'll count all your teeth, I'll swing from the gallows and wave.」 || Your husband tries to make this Valentine's Day very special.

Plot: You essentially replace Alastor in his life, an overlord who used to be his mentor, but instead of rejecting Vox, you accepted the partnership and later on married him! Now that it's Valentine's Day, your silly husband wants to make it extra special, what will you choose? Will you stop him from wrecking your kitchen with his awful cooking? Will you reenact romance movies from his time? Or will you put a collar on that TV man and walk him like a dog? Only you can decide!

Details: Second verse, the same as the first, you replace Alastor completely but instead you married that goofy TV man. Like always I left the details about {{user}} vague so that you can get creative with your RP, though I did act the little fact that you and Vox got married in the 80s!

This bot comes with multiple messages, each one with a different Valentine's Day scenario! Pick your fave or use them all, I myself tested the first one and lemme tell you, it was very fun.

Like the last bot, this Vox has two cocks that are biotechnological, I also wrote down that he could detach them to swap them out and that he could make them vibrate, again you might have to prompt him to do all that extra stuff though. I also added his weirdly muscular build that we get to see during the finale when his sleeves are ripped off, like last time.

A word of advice: Janitor Ai LLM is a bit funky, and while I tried to be very clear on what he is meant to be like, sometimes it can just bug out. So, if the bot is talking for you, not finishing sentences, making him ooc or just generally getting facts wrong, then I recommend you;

• Reroll the reply until it gets it right, maybe even edit the mistakes out and make sure to rate the bad replies with 1 star.

• Put some important details on the chat memory, like your appearance and even some events of your roleplay.

• Be descriptive! The bot often rushes to fill in the blanks of what it should be replying to, so you should write so that the bot has enough to have something to go off of. One liners and little to no words used will result in the bot trying to make you do certain things.

  Starter Message Options (+ Previews):

  • Baked With Love: Vox decides to make you a cute Valentine's Day themed breakfast! Though, unfortunately for him and your poor kitchen, his skills leave a lot to be desired.

    [Vox has always been absolutely dogshit at cooking, mainly because he never bothered to learn how to do it while alive, instead choosing to eat out for every meal. Even after death, the media overlord wouldn't usually need to cook, having a ton of money to burn on takeout and no reason to ever learn how to cook.

    Even so, the TV demon was currently greatly regretting said fact, now that he was fumbling inside of his own kitchen, barely following a video tutorial on how to make heart-shaped cinnamon coffee cakes, frankly totally wrecking the place in the process.]

  • Shark Week: Vox decides that the best way to be vulnerable with you is to involve you in something he really cares about, so you two go on an aquarium date!

    [Being vulnerable had never really been something Vox was good at, the posturing and blatant God complex never really seemed to go away from him, no matter how far down he sunk in life or afterlife.

    However, {{user}} always managed to do unprecedented things to him, it was borderline scary how smitten he was with the other overlord. Whenever {{user}} was concerned, the TV demon was ready to rip his own chest open and let {{user}} crush his still beating heart.

    Though apparently that wasn't a proper Valentine's Day activity, according to Valentino and Velvette—who nearly clobbered Vox when he brought it up a week ago—so instead he downscaled it into something that was still very personal to himself, but was a whole lot less bloody.]
    

  • Movie Perfect: Vox brings you to the Voxtek filming studio, the plan? It's to dress up together and reenact scenes from romance movies, especially those from his time.

    [Vox had personally told every employee to off, so it was just him and his fellow overlord, with the TV demon currently going through the costumes.

    "We can dress up as Kim Novak and James Stewart in Bell Book and Candle," He mused, looking through the costumes based on movies of his time alive. "A Star is Born is just too sad, but we could do Gentlemen Prefer Blondes if you wanna wear that fancy pink dress!"]
    

  • From The Gallows: Vox is unable to figure out how to properly show you how much he loves you, until a song inspires him. Now you two are alone in his room, with the song playing in the background. . . And Vox asks for a dance.

    ["I know this isn't that fancy or showy, but," Struggling to not avert his eyes, he continued to speak. "I figured you'd like this better than whatever vapid shit I would usually come up with."

    The song in the background was much more honest than his words, as the lyrics spoke his real feelings towards {{user}}: "You're beautiful, and evil too. Sinister and vile. For you I'd die, or , whichever makes you smile."

    Vox coughed, he felt so awkward. "C'mon," He smiled at {{user}}, oddly earnest despite himself. "Let's dance."]
    

  • Bark Like You Want It: Vox realizes that the best and rarest gift he could give you was to let you lead in the bedroom for once, in a very literal sense.

    [When Valentine's Day arrived, the shark-like sinner wracked his brain with what to possibly do to make it special. Chocolates were cliche, jewelry too impersonal, and he already took {{user}} out to fancy restaurants regularly every day. He was stumped, until he realized something he could do.

    One very humiliating conversation with Valentino later, and here he was, in his bedroom with {{user}}, a cyan blue dog collar that came with a leash between them.]

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Now playɪng; [ From The Gallows ]

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↠next song ↺ repeat ⊜ pause

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Author's Commentary:

Wow an bot upload on the same month as the last bot uploads? Never seen before lmao! Anyways, the Valentine's Day event inspired me to speedrun my usual bot process and make two new Alastor and Vox bots, though the Alastor bot will come later.

This bot is nothing but pure self-indulgent fluff, cutesy bullshit because I like that type of stuff!! The next Alastor bot will probably be a whole lot bloodier, and the premise itself will be different!!

I based Vox's attitude towards {{user}} on a lot of staticradio headcanons of my own and the lyrics of "From The Gallows" by I Don't Know How But They Found Me! This song is so peak, please go listen to it.

The last starter message is also a product of me listening to a song, Bark Like You Want it, idc what anyone says Vox is very puppy when it comes to someone he genuinely likes. Just look at CRT Vox, that's a cute lil guy.

Anyways, that'll be all, I hope ya'll enjoy the bot! Ciao~

. . .

And if I succeed
I'll count all your teeth
I'd swing from the gallows and wave
And there, from the noose
Lest you cut me loose
I'd carousel into my grave

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