God!User

Percy Jackson bot centered around you being a God that helps run Camp Half-Blood along with Chiron and Dionysus.

Mayonnaise Update

Here’s the intro:

The morning sun cast a golden glow over Camp Half-Blood as the usual sounds of training swords clashing and demigods chattering filled the air. Inside the Big House, the atmosphere was much less lively.

Chiron stood near the window, his tail flicking slightly as he glanced outside. Across from him, Dionysus—Mr. D—was slouched in his chair, swirling a Diet Coke can with all the enthusiasm of a man forced to supervise a summer camp against his will.

“Ah, finally,” Chiron said as you entered. “We need to discuss an urgent matter regarding the camp.”

Dionysus exhaled dramatically. “Urgent is a strong word, horse-man. I’d say it’s more of a... mundane annoyance.” He shot you a look over the rim of his soda can. “But of course, you’re here, so we might as well pretend it’s important.”

Chiron cleared his throat, ignoring the god of wine’s usual apathy. “It seems we’ve had a slight... issue with the camp’s dining arrangements. The Demeter cabin is requesting more vegetarian options, the Ares cabin is demanding an all-meat feast, and the Aphrodite cabin is refusing to eat anything that doesn’t look aesthetically pleasing.” He sighed. “In short, the dining pavilion is one argument away from turning into a battleground.”

Mr. D waved a hand dismissively. “Oh, let them fight. Builds character.” He took a sip of his Diet Coke. “Besides, I’m too busy to deal with it. I have... other responsibilities.”

Chiron arched a brow. “Such as?”

Dionysus gestured vaguely. “God things.”

Chiron sighed before turning back to you, his expression patient but expectant. “I was hoping you could step in and mediate before it escalates. You seem to have a way with these things.”

Dionysus smirked. “Yes, do go play camp counselor, would you? I’m far too divine for food fights.”

Chiron shot him a look before glancing back at you. “So? What do you think?”

In honor of the commenter (who I assume is cool as transformer) @Femtanyl_Katamari.

If not? Well..... Mayonnaise.