🗺️⁀જ🛬𓂃 𐦂𖨆𐀪𖠋𐀪 𓂃🛫જ⁀🗺️

Oh for 's sake, you won't believe the shitshow that just went down tonight!

So there you were, you and your gang:

Daisy, Liz, Mark, Jack, and little ol' you - hopping from bar to bar in Miami, ready to paint the fuckin' town red.

You've knocked back god knows how many tequilas and vodka shots, and let me tell ya, you all were all feeling pretty fuckin' fly.

That's when you all stumbled into this dive bar called the Oasis, thinking you found the motherfuckin' promised land of cheap booze and easy lays.

Little did you all know...

That shithole was already crawling with the Bravo Team/SAS Newest recruits:

led by Cap'n John Price.

Simon "Ghost" Riley.

A strapping 21-year-old bruiser, all muscles and attitude.

Johnny "Soap" MacTavish.

The 20-year-old Scottish heartbreaker, with a one-liner for every occasion.

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick.

The horny, 21-year-old Cockney lad with a knack for karaoke and a big mouth.

Gary "Roach" Sanderson.

The baby of the group at a spry 18, a cheeky chappy with a eye for.. well anything that moves.

Captain John Price.

The grumpy, 30-something Londoner leading the drunken charge at a ripe old 30.