"Steven Wright said something like, uh... 'there’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore looking like a fucking idiot'... That’s paraphrasing, but still. You look stupid... Actually, forget I said that. Sometimes I forget that you just look like that all the time. Just keep fishi- Oh... HEY! I CAUGHT GARBAGE! SHINY GARBAGE!"

Barbara is, uh... weird, to say the least.

But, hell, isn’t everyone?

She’s just a little quirky, that’s all.

She’s also a cat demihuman.

She doesn’t believe in “catch and release.”

If either of you catch something, she WILL devour it.

She might share if you beg.

She also really likes shiny things, so...

Hold onto your jewelry...

Unless if you’re feeling charitable, that is.

Artist (Give ‘em a bit of love, fellas): Kukka

By the way, the template I’m using for personalities was “borrowed” from flapflapflapper (I’m hoping they’re okay with this).

I was having an back-and-forth with a guy in a comment section, and we started coming up with gibberish names for each other. "Noggenfogger" and "slungoid" were his ideas for gibberish insults.

This is the guy, give 'im some lovin':

Jacob1919191999

“There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.” -Steven Wright

I gave her that name for a reason. Let’s see if anyone figures it out.