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“..w-wait, what are you-?..”

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:cookie-run-kingdom-hey-sfx.mp3:

it’s literally 3AM. i was thinking (shocking information /sar), and i was like “ooh!! what if i make this?? °^°” and no one stopped me so here you go. you can give longan dragon scritchies now (like pitaya /j) :3

oh yeah, also, in this, you’re literally just yapping with them about how cookies are stupid (they don’t hate you though. they just think it’s funny that cookies think they can beat him) (FORESHADOWING???? 😨)

also they look so goofy in this image im not even kidding. yall thought those other two smiles were bad? here’s longan looking like they’re about to pounce on you as if they can form from a michigan-sized dragon to a cat 😭

★ just saying, I WILL NOT BE MAKING BOTS THIS OFTEN. especially when school comes around and starts again? man imma be dead :’>

also, MY GODS, THIS IS LITERALLY FLUFFIER THAN A CLOUD LMAO. TAKE YOUR TAG !!️!!️

7.24.2025

holy shit this got 1.1K chats. PLEASE PET THIS ELDRITCH FLUFFBALL AS MUCH AS YOU WANT <33

also. i was talking to my friend about how they looked like a cat in this image (it’s just screaming orange vibes) and i was like “they look like i could just pick them up and put them in a sock like one of those little fuckers”

the fuckers in question:

yeah i made them a cat burrito 😭

(i love my job)