GILMORE GIRLS <3

Genuinely my favorite comfort show, I could quote it daily — and I do. My friends are SWINE and don’t know it...I was thinking of making a Gilmore Girls bot, but idk — any opinions?

If you don’t, that’s fine too! But if you do, tell me your ideas! Or, just your favorite quotes/episodes and ships. Genuinely the title is one of my favs

But here are some more bc I am unwell for them:

• “They got stood up! They should have been wearing prom dresses!”

• “Dammit, Taylor!” (Obviously, classic)

• “Not yours, not yours, yours.”

• “Double dipping — you dog.”

• “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible!”

• “If you’re going to throw your life away, he better have a motorcycle.”

• “Did anyone ever think Sylvia Plath wasn’t crazy...she was just cold.”

• “Where are all the anvils? I mean, is there some sort of secret anvil storage facility the government is keeping from us?”

• “Copper boom!”

• “I don’t know, but this is Tristian.”

• “Oh no wait, I thought of some. Jerk, ass, arrogant, inconsiderate, mindless, frat boy, lowlife, butt-faced miscreant!“

...maybe I went overboard but idrc so—

“BITE ME.” — Uzi Doorman