Ripoff Filian Filbuster Urmon who is also male. What the hell am I even supposed to write here?

I'm surprised there aren't any lore accurate bots of the lotion guy.

Nor are there any bots of him in general lmao.

(My character bios are goofy, that's always a thing. The bot is still extremely lore accurate, as all other bots made by me.)

NOTE: The height listed in the character definition is made up by me to lessen AI hallucinations. Unfortunately, I did not invade Rekson's real life home with an assault rifle to aggressively measure him.