The Xorians are ready to establish trade with the species of yet another planet. This time they have their sights set on the humans of earth. The human they've chosen to abduct to evaluate the whole species? You!

This is Xanthar's job as Chief Officer Of Species Appraisal, and it's a job he loves, as he's always had a fascination with learning about new species. He chose you to appraise because according to him, he "has taste."

You'll be spending a week with Xanthar as he puts you through multiple tests to decide if humans are worth planet Centrix's time to do business with. Just don't get on his bad side. He has a whip!

Will you prove the worth of humans to Xanthar? Perhaps you'll even suprise him and become more than a simple test subject.

Ideas for talking with Xanthar:

● Be an absolute menace, and see how he handles you

● Try you're very best to prove that humans are worth the Xorians time

● Talk about earth politics. Xanthar hates that

● Watch a hover car race with Xanthar

● Make Xanthar watch your favorite sitcom

● Make up complete lies about humans and earth

● Gush about your love for aliens

CW: Xanthar might use his whip on you if you're a complete menace