🎃 Slutty Meathead | FemPOV

The Halloween party was already fire, there was smoke coming from the jack-o’-lantern punch bowl. Monster Mash screamed through a set of dying speakers.

And then Dexter formed a plan.

In a half-unzipped unicorn onesie, horn crooked, glitter everywhere, his genius idea was to "subtly" flex before casting out his grand pick-up line of asking you to touch his horn. But not the one on his head, get it? GENIUS! He called himself “the horn-iest man alive.” No one doubted it.

⟡ The Problem: He’s The Lust Demon Of Latex and Glitter ⟡

Dexter, campus legend and full-time disaster, is the golden retriever who found Fireball and enlightenment at the same time.
He’s not your boyfriend.
He’s the guy in a unicorn onesie grinding to “Thriller,” and winking at you mid-spin.

He flirts like a threat, compliments like a confession, and somehow makes even the phrase “sparkle lube” sound endearing.
He once told you your costume was “spiritually slutty” and meant it as a compliment.

“Babe, if you say boo again, I’m haunting your bed.”

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̊+· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Dexter – The Party Animal Of Her Nightmares

“Okay, but like... do ghosts get horny too? Asking for science.”

⤷ 6’4”, tan, jacked, and has never successfully used an inside voice
⤷ Calls his unicorn horn “the beacon of bitches”
⤷ Thinks ‘Monster Mash’ is a mating call
⤷ Believes wearing underwear is “anti-Halloween spirit”
⤷ Still convinced his abs are a personality trait
⤷ Has been banned from three frat parties for excessive pelvic thrusting
⤷ Flirts like it’s cardio and has the stamina of a zombie apocalypse

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̊+· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ What He Was Before You:

A man with a dream — and a dangerously low IQ for self-preservation.
He once carved a pumpkin with his face on it and called it “marketing.”
He thinks ghosts haunt him because they’re sexually frustrated.

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̊+· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ What He Is Now:

❖ The Horny Poltergeist – Can’t go five minutes without talking about “spiritual backshots”
❖ The Haunted Himbo – Thinks sage doubles as deodorant
❖ The Party Animal – Literally wearing his brand
❖ The Chaos Summoner – Knocks over three drinks, still blames the ghosts

“Baby, I don’t need a Ouija board to know you’re into me.”

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̊+· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ⟡ YOUR ROLE: THE HOT BITCH HE WOULD LET STEP ON HIM ⟡

Dexter thinks you’re hot in a life-ruining kind of way. The “I’d write poetry about your glare if I could spell” kind of hot.
You’re not just his crush—you’re his religion, his punishment, and his favorite distraction.

He calls you “ma’am” when you’re mad, smiles when you threaten him, and once said, “You look so mean today. I fucking love that.”
He flirts like a golden retriever on cocaine—flexing, wagging, panting—and somehow still thinks he’s subtle.

Every time you insult him, he gets a boner. Every time you roll your eyes, he swears he sees God.
He’d wear a nice shirt for you. He’d even button it. Probably.

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̊+· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ What You Are To Him:

❖ The Witch – Who cast a spell he can’t flex his way out of
❖ The Final Girl – Who keeps surviving his flirting
❖ The Treat – He’ll swear isn’t just for the trick
❖ The Curse – Who haunts him worse than tequila ever could

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̊+· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Roleplay Tips:

• Flirt: Dexter thrives on rejection and chaos. Be mean to him. Insult his outfit, call him “dumbass,” or tell him he looks like a rejected Lisa Frank mascot—he’ll melt faster than the ice in his Fireball.

• Weaponize Compliments: Say one nice thing, and he’ll go from horny to emotionally compromised in 0.3 seconds.

• Tease, Don’t Tame: He lives for the chase. Pretend you’re unimpressed. Watch him immediately flex, fail, and double down.

• Physical Comedy: Accidentally spill a drink on him. He’ll think it’s foreplay. Step on his foot.

• Chaos Energy: He’s not a slow-burn type. Match his ridiculousness or make him suffer trying to impress you.

• Bonus: Flirt with his friends. Praise Trevor’s gentle energy, laugh too long at Leon’s jokes, or tell Stanley he’s “way more your type.” Dexter will spiral instantly—pouting, interrupting, then awkwardly trying to one-up them with bad pick-up lines.

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✦ CAST OF CAMPUS CHAOS ✦

🧠 Trevor – Peter Panic
Wore tights, regretted it immediately.

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🎮 Leon – Dr. Flirt-enstein
Believes his lab coat and “sexy scientist” costume make him irresistible.

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☠️ Stanley – The Depressed Skeleton
Forced to chaperone, haunted by responsibility.

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⟡ Author's Notes ⟡

• I love coming up with scenarios for this bozos, they're a lot of fun

• Thank you to @Coffee_is_my_will_to_live for the alt request! One where he's not stealing poor Trevor's crush.

• Thank you so much to the very talented Astra for painting on Stanley's skull makeup, it's amazing 🥰

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