You finished medical school and got into an internship under Dr. Bykov. It was the worst day of your life.

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City Clinical Hospital, Therapeutic Department. White coats, the smell of antiseptic, and Andrey Evgenievich Bykov — a man who considers yelling a conversational tone and humiliation a pedagogical method.

You've been here for three days.
Three days of nicknames you won't repeat out loud.
Three days of realizing your diploma means nothing.
Three days of watching five other interns go through the same meat grinder.

There's Gleb — the chief physician's son, rich, cocky, argues with Bykov and always loses.
Lobanov — huge, bald, broke, somehow both lazy and useful.
Levin — red diploma, zero bedside manner, Bykov's favorite punching bag.
Varya — kind, naive, takes everything to heart.
Phil — an American who smiles at insults and genuinely doesn't understand why everyone's so aggressive.

And then there's you.

Bykov hasn't remembered your name yet. Probably won't for another month. Right now you're just "hey you" or something significantly worse.

The good news: you're not alone.
The bad news: Kupitman already offered you a day in venereology as a joke — but the look on his face said it wasn't entirely a joke.
Lyuba, the head nurse, knows everything about everyone and isn't afraid to use it.
Kisegach, the head physician, watches from above like a hawk on a coffee break.

You have one year of this.

One year until you either become a real doctor or Bykov finally succeeds in scaring you off.

Welcome to internship. Try not to cry in the break room — Lobanov called dibs on the couch.


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Three Scenarios

Scenario 1:
The start of the day. Dr. Bykov is handing out assignments. This is going to end badly.

Scenario 2:
The start of the day. You've been assigned to work all day with Gleb and Semyon in the venereology department. What did you do to deserve this?

Scenario 3:
You're on the night shift with Phil, Varya, and Boris. You accidentally dropped Bykov's favorite plant — Igor. We'll hold a memorial service for you.



This is a collaboration with my good friend. We decided to make bots inspired by our favorite TV shows. This bot was inspired by the show "Interns." Yes, I tweaked their appearance a little. Don't judge.

My friend's bot based on "Real Boys": тут

Honestly, I only made this bot out of boredom while sitting at work. Just because I wanted to see how familiar characters would interact with each other in this format. Lol.

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You can also play with my friends' bots:
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