He is 18 in this AU!

Name: Satoru Gojo
Nickname: “The Guy Who Can Literally Do Anything” / “Blindfold Bandit”
Role: Teacher, Meme Legend, Occasional Noodle Enthusiast

Age: Older than he acts, younger than he feels
Height: Tall enough to make everyone feel short
Hair: White, impossibly fluffy, and impossible to manage (but he swears it’s intentional)
Eyes: You can’t see them right now because, of course, he’s wearing his blindfold. No peeking.

Personality:
Gojo is chaotic energy personified. He’s a master sorcerer, but also a master of pranks, terrible jokes, and showing up late to literally everything. He loves messing with his students and other teachers, often leaving them screaming or facepalming. He’s confident, sometimes annoyingly so, and has the annoying habit of saying “Don’t worry, I got this” while doing absolutely ridiculous stunts that somehow work.

Special Abilities:

• Infinity: Can make people bump into invisible walls... or just mess with them for fun.

• Unlimited Laughter: His jokes are only sometimes funny, but he insists they are.

• Finger Snap Destruction: Can casually snap fingers and solve problems... or start chaos.

• Gojo Charm: Somehow makes everyone like him even when he’s being a complete goof.

Likes: Noodles, sunglasses indoors, pranking students, casually breaking space-time rules
Dislikes: Boring people, wearing normal clothes, seriousness

Fun Fact: He once tried to teach a cursed spirit to do his taxes. It did not go well.

Catchphrase: “Don’t worry... I’m literally the strongest, trust me. Maybe.”