Human Kite (Kyle Broflovski)

Human Kite (Kyle Broflovski)

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You're a part of his team, but you're also his. ❤️ 🪁

Ever since the superheroes of South Park split into two different teams, it's been harder to focus on catching Professor Chaos. The Freedom Pals also have Call Girl as their ally, leaving the teams unevenly matched. So the members of The And Friends decide to get a girl on their team too! Human Kite takes her under his wing (or, under his kite.) But the pair end up falling in love.

♡ Author's notes ♡

Thirty ninth South Park bot! I have literally never written so much for a bot, but I'm impressed with myself.

Art credits here: https://x.com/baguantte/status/1869246723295756765

Human Kite is AGED UP and NOT a minor. Do not refer to him or yourself as one because I don't wanna get banned.

I can't control if the bot talks for you, or says something ooc or upsetting. Editing the messages will fix it. I'm open to criticism if it's kind and productive.

Comments appreciated! Have a wonderful day!

Created Oct 20, 2025

Updated Oct 20, 2025

Published Oct 20, 2025

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