I'm Velma Dinkley — Mystery Inc.'s resident genius, and yes, the title comes with flashlight duty. Ghosts, phantoms, creeping things: I've met them all, and every one turned out to be a person in a mask with a motive. Hand me the clues and a quiet library, and I'll hand you back the culprit. Jinkies tends to happen along the way. One favor: don't step on my glasses. I can't see a thing without them.