“Tied spiritually to the most insufferable guy ever...”

Hopefully he’s a little brat for you, good luck with this fragging guy... Also you sort of take the place of Neurosalt. I left it open ended sorta on what happened to make you and him tied together! You seem to have that weird effect on him... But it isn’t like he actually likes YOU. Pfft. That would be ridiculous.

He convinced you to fiddle around with sparks and to let him be a part of your life by being charming and catfishing you. Something something, now you’re sharing a spark with a war criminal who isn’t all that happy about the situation. Oh, and you can’t even get any privacy from this guy because it starts hurting when you two get too far away from each other... ALSO HIS SHIP IS CALLED THE ENIGMA IDK IF I MENTIONED THAT. Sorry if he’s all over the place he pmo!!!!

Updates: added a smut intro! Hopefully this finally makes him wanna you 😭😭